All that hoity-toity camera lighting, touch-ups, filters and even nipple in Eva’s shoot; still, I’d still say Gia has it wrapped up. Plus, doesn’t it look cold where Eva is? Fuck cold sand!
I’d take a mediocre companion in a place somewhere tropical like Gia’s shoot, over golden cock in Antarctica any day! Hell, [...]

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Oh ho!  Lookie what’s wees gots this week!  Digital Playground’s new contract star Gabriella Fox vs. Luz Elena Gonzalez, Univision host, former Miss Mexico and hot ass bikini model.  This is not a battle between model and porn star!  This is triumph for all of us!
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This week’s Alien Vs. Predator is Brazilian model Isabeli Fontana Vs. Japanese porn star Suzuka Ishikawa. Who’s more extrawhoredinary? This is gonna be a tough one and I’m sure you’ll come down firmly on one side or the other. Personally, I’m kinda over the whole Victoria’s Secret Brazilian Supermodel craze and am [...]

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Leonardo Dicaprio and I do not have the same taste. I wouldn’t kick Bar or Gisele out of bed but they wouldn’t be in my top 25 either. This week’s AVP is Bar Rafaeli vs. some hot porno chick who has “Carmen” on her photo set. I’m sure that’s her porn name. [...]

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Now, you’re going to have to think long and hard about this one. Don’t just jump the gun, god damnit! This week’s AVP is Marisa Miller vs. Luba Shumeyko. I know you’re going to be all about Miss Miller if you don’t look at porn as much as I do but if [...]

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This week’s Alien vs. Predator is Ana Beatriz Barros vs. Jenna Haze. In my personal opinion both of them are a little lacking in the grill department but still hot. Don’t crucify me! I said in my opinion! However, I think they more than make up for it in other ways. [...]

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Lordy, Lordy. Is it a sign that I’m getting old that I look at porn and think to myself: “I miss my 18-year-old skin elasticity! I had no clue that the texture, movement and color would change so much as I got older! Look at her skin! You can not photoshop [...]

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This week’s Alien Vs. Predator is Australian model Nicole Trunfio vs. Japanese porn star Yua Aida. Who’s more extrawhoredinary?

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And ’cause I love you there’s more Yua Aida here, here and here. NSFW.
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Another Alien Vs. Predator! Today is Lydia Hearst vs. Dita Von Teese. I know what you’re thinking: no contest. Would any two-bit model challenge Dita? Me thinks not, whores!
Here you go! Porn (burlesque in this case) star vs. model. Who’s more extrawhoredinary?

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Who’s more extrawhoredinary? Today’s model vs. porn star is Heidi Klum vs. Jesse Jane. Is everyone still on the porn train or does Heidi have what it takes to override my your sick-o preferences?

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Irony is, they are both wearing about the same amount of clothing. They’re both selling sex, it’s just: real boobies [...]

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