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Entries Tagged as 'ashlee simpson'

Apache Boy Is My Sunday Joint

April 20th, 2008 · No Comments

Solange even thinks Ashlee’s a reject…MTO
Colonics aren’t that bad…Jezzi
I’d take Kim’s ass over Paris’ grill anyday…MSN
It’s long but worth it. Hardest I’ve laughed inna while…UP
Damn well better be child endangerment!…ICYDK
Fucking idiot…TB
Creepy is right!…EBW
Geri Halliwell nude (site NSFW)…TM
Great Ashton Kutcher observation…HT
I don’t really give a shit about American Idol but this is funny…GM
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Thank God For Vertical Stripes And Backup Singers

April 19th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Ashlee Simpson sucking it up on the Today Show. To say Ashlee sucks is too simple. Yep, it doesn’t fully describe the heart wrenching mass of suck she imbues. I think the best thing for one of her band members to do, would be to hit her with a shovel…A HUGE, HEAVY SHOVEL. [...]

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