Marey Carey and Bai Ling at the EA Sports Freestyle Launch for Facebreaker.

Facebreaker indeed!

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So, I think I’m in the clear ’cause my Grandma doesn’t read this blog; I hope your grandma doesn’t either. Otherwise, I’d have to write something like “hummmmm, what could these two vegetarians be hunting with their midriffs showing and mouths agape?” Slutty McSlutterton wants to know. A BK Big Fish [...]

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Listen, I realize the phrase “what the fuck” is played out. But if there were a penultimate happening that would merit the ol’ “wtf?!”-this would be it:
 

 
You know when you give a cat catnip and they start writhing around in estrous euphoria? So out of it they’re oblivious to the squirt bottle, [...]

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