In the same magazine you’re touted as one of the most beautiful women in the world AND you’re pictures are doctored so much you look like a completely-different-race. Why in the world they’d fuck with Beyonce’s pictures, I’ll never know. L’Oreal is gonna get it! I hope it’s Beyonce (not her dad, [...]
Entries Tagged as 'beyonce'
I’d Never Want To Be A Celebrity
August 7th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Tags: beyonce · the line has been crossed
Apache Boy Is My Sunday Joint
April 20th, 2008 · No Comments
Solange even thinks Ashlee’s a reject…MTO
Colonics aren’t that bad…Jezzi
I’d take Kim’s ass over Paris’ grill anyday…MSN
It’s long but worth it. Hardest I’ve laughed inna while…UP
Damn well better be child endangerment!…ICYDK
Fucking idiot…TB
Creepy is right!…EBW
Geri Halliwell nude (site NSFW)…TM
Great Ashton Kutcher observation…HT
I don’t really give a shit about American Idol but this is funny…GM
I got [...]
Tags: american idol · ashlee simpson · ashton kutcher · beyonce · geri halliwell · heather locklear · jimmy kimmel · kim kardashian · paris hilton · random shit · richie sambora · simon cowell · spice girls
Beyonce’s New Song
March 27th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Beautiful Nightmare is the new song Beyonce has released off her upcoming album. Sorry for the ghetto YouTube series of photos/music video but that’s the only way I could get it to you. It sounds like she’s trying to change up her sound (long overdue), let’s hope she keeps the over-singing to [...]
Tags: beyonce
Red Dot or Feather?
March 25th, 2008 · 1 Comment
You know, I usually don’t post on arbitrary bullshit like picking apart celebrities running errands. But I’m sick of said “celebrities” not knowing their roll—shouldn’t she try to be shiny and well manicured at all times? Isn’t that what celebutantes do? Isn’t she one of those girls that doesn’t have shit to offer?
Hillary Duff is [...]
Tags: beyonce · hillary duff · paris hilton · tina knowles
Grammy Run-Down
February 11th, 2008 · No Comments
Everything that came out of Kanye’s mouth, save his rendition for his mama, was just short of publicized self fellation. I couldn’t find the video where he talks about how he’s “alright” with Amy Winehouse winning something instead of him, so I wanted to put up Vince Gill’s burn.
Amy Winehouse cleaned up and performed [...]
Tags: amy winehouse · aretha franklin · beyonce · kanye west · morris day · rihanna · the time · tina turner · vince gill
Beyonce Knocked Up Too!?
January 15th, 2008 · No Comments
The Sunday Mirror is reporting that Beyonce is pregnant one month after getting married. Yeah, they’re saying she and Jay-Z got married last month. Maybe they did, maybe they didn’t; I was waiting to say anything till I heard more. My January In Touch shows a pic and claims the same [...]
Grammy Alert.
December 6th, 2007 · No Comments
WHINY WHORE
ET Online is reporting the Grammy nominations are in. Kanye leads with 8 nominations. Does this mean no hissy fit this time? His complaining ad nauseum about how he’s robbed annoys me. I think I’d rather he masturbate and cry to the camera; it’s the same thing and more interesting.
BOO HOO! MTV doesn’t [...]
Tags: amy winehouse · beyonce · justin timberlake · kanye west · rihanna