Ah-HAaaaaaaaaahhhhh………..*fart*
Megan Fox was picked by FHM as sexiest “woman” or some shit and it “annoys” her. Right. ‘Cause she has such a huge aversion to douche bags like the ones that write FHM; kinda like the ones HERE and HERE. I couldn’t roll my eyes any harder. In fact, if Brian [...]

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Megan Fox has reportedly called off her engagement to Brian Austin Green. I should have called that! It was only a matter of time and money, till she dumped him for a more successful dbag. She’s got a taste for them dbags I tell ya– see pictures below. It brings a [...]

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I was all excited when I saw these FHM pictures of Megan Fox ’cause I’ve posted pics before where Megan Fox was looking damn fine. However, here, not so much. Boring poses, bad lighting, dead eyes, sound bite interview. Snooze.
Oh and don’t forget the requisite men’s magazine quotes, talking about how bad she [...]

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Megan Fox is hot.  This is only compounded by what I observe now— she has a nice ass.  Nice ass is a rarity for a white girl; that’s the kind of ass you want to stick a thumb in.
Mmmmm…
Whaaaaa!?  Just for a second! Geez! Don’t look at me like that.  You know exactly what I’m [...]

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10. Kanye West

WAAAAAHHHHH!!! Nothing says “douche” more than winning and then bitching ’cause you didn’t win everything. Though he complained a lot in 2007, the most ridiculous was saying MTV was racist for having both the opening (Britney) and closing (medley featuring: Keri Hilson, Timbaland and his artists D.O.E and his younger [...]

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