LELE: BREAKFAST

Yet another reason to love Lily Allen…Yeeeah!
Oh! Dirty Boy wearing a DIRRRRTY Jock! (NSFW-cockage) f.y.i. I’m in lust with Vin. Yeah, yeah, i know, you are too…MFM-NSFW WHORES!
When you’re drunk? She looks like Venus of Urbino…GOB
Unbelieveable:”He had three dozen ways, none obscene, to describe his urinations, all recorded. He slept in two-hour stretches [...]

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I don’t know why I took the time to put these pictures up, other than I assume that you are trollie (link is a must-read for any Digger) as I am and go through all the pictures skimming for stretch marks, unruly pubes, zits, corns and cellulite.  Why do I do it?  No clue, but [...]

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Whose Fake Hair Is More Broke?
Britney’s. She needs to stop with the crazy and let it be short.
Tila’s. She always goes after lipstick lesbians she should cut it and be a cute boi.
Neither! They both look great! *hops on a unicorn and flys away*
Both. The idots aren’t fooling [...]

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McCainBlogette.com: anything that a blonde chick puts an “ette” after is automatic FAIL.
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JM: “Quick Meghan: who are some of the most famous celebrities in the world?”
MM: “Uhhhhhh…Gosh! There’s so many! *twirls hair and bites frosted cupcake lipgloss* Jeez! I dunno, like Britney Spears?”
JM: “Uh-huh” *jotting feriously*
MM: “Lauren?”
JM: “Lauren Bacall?”
MM: “No Daddy! [...]

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Huge gallery of Dita nekked…GOB (NSFW)
I’m not the only fucked up motherfucker who likes tentacle rape. You’ll be shocked to know it’s SFW…FF
Britney out in a bikini…FM
Amy Winehouse is in the hospital, here’s the start of the end…SC
Matthew McConaughey’s bongos…ABH
Instead of thinking of her like this, I prefer to remember her like this…FD (NSFW)
He’s [...]

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Huh! Who could have seen that coming back in 2006? If only there-would-have-been-a-clue.
Welp, either way, Britney Spears has settled with Kevin Federline and given him sole custody of their sons Sean Peston, 2 1/2 and Jayden, 11/2. She gets monitored twice-weekly visits and 1 overnight visit with room to increase. Provided [...]

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You wanna know why she’s running? Because celeb bloggers are mean!** Not to her silly, I don’t care about her—to ME! I always just link to shit I find funny, have actually read and sincerely think you’ll enjoy. But linking, as you see it in other blogs is a marketing tool and [...]

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Sewwwwww, I downloaded these pics from thumbnail size and I started editing them and realized: that’s not Britney Spears. So, naturally, I decided I shouldn’t post them right? But then I thinks to myself: what’s the fucking difference if it’s Britney Spears or some other chick in a bikini? They are both [...]

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Thanks to MusicWarship for bringing this shit to my attention. Dems my hooligans!
Now for ur linkies my lil’ pinkies…
Wha!? That dude is a chick?…ETk!
Sick child molesters should be peeled…TSG
If ol’ dude smacked my ass that’s about what I’d do-Bitch got jacked!…NT
More franken titty. Don’t get implants!…ML(nsfw)
Your blues don’t match…ML(nsfw)
Weave probs and this time [...]

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