So I have come across two things that perplex me tonight.  Yeah, it doesn’t take much after a bottle of wine anymore but stay with me…  First is the picture of Mila Kunis and the second is the video of Dita Von Teese for Wonderbra.  I will address them in that order.
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Huge gallery of Dita nekked…GOB (NSFW)
I’m not the only fucked up motherfucker who likes tentacle rape. You’ll be shocked to know it’s SFW…FF
Britney out in a bikini…FM
Amy Winehouse is in the hospital, here’s the start of the end…SC
Matthew McConaughey’s bongos…ABH
Instead of thinking of her like this, I prefer to remember her like this…FD (NSFW)
He’s [...]

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Dita Von Teese in Maxim Germany.

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Another Alien Vs. Predator! Today is Lydia Hearst vs. Dita Von Teese. I know what you’re thinking: no contest. Would any two-bit model challenge Dita? Me thinks not, whores!
Here you go! Porn (burlesque in this case) star vs. model. Who’s more extrawhoredinary?

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I fucking love this video. Best part of the video is the carrot peeling discussion. You know? I always wondered about that myself but with regards to bi/lesbian mainstream porn. I don’t know who in their right mind would want to get finger banged by a chick with acrylic nails!? [...]

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Older Simian Mobile Disco video but I can’t get this damn song out of my head—ever. Maybe it’s ’cause I am “a hustler baby” like the song says. But that shit ain’t got nothing to do with my “Daddy”; all he gave me was guilt trips and belated birthday cards.
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FBS-Weapon of Choice. Dated, but still makes me happy inside. There are (few) old dudes I’d fuck—Christopher Walken is definitely one of them.
Doesn’t bitch google? That shit don’t work…WWTD
Shovel to Face…CS
Both are hot but someone needs to bust out the #2 guard…TB
LOLz-T-Rex!…DL
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Page Six is reporting that Dita Von Teese is suing a dominatrix! Hot!  I always figured her for a sub but whore is gettin’ her money!  Apparently Dita made a movie with a producer named Bob Zahurak in 2001 and agreed to split profits and rights; he died.  Cynthia Butler, a dominatrix, took over his [...]

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AskMen.com is doing the Top 99 most desirable women of 2008 contest.  Choices are between celebrity actresses, celebrity models and celebrity singers.  They are asking men to choose between these women based on desirability for partnership—girlfriend or wife.  You should go cast your vote for the ones who aren’t idiots; they don’t check if you [...]

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