Thanks to MusicWarship for bringing this shit to my attention. Dems my hooligans!
Now for ur linkies my lil’ pinkies…
Wha!? That dude is a chick?…ETk!
Sick child molesters should be peeled…TSG
If ol’ dude smacked my ass that’s about what I’d do-Bitch got jacked!…NT
More franken titty. Don’t get implants!…ML(nsfw)
Your blues don’t match…ML(nsfw)
Weave probs and this time [...]

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Gawd, like you’d fuck her any other way. Why you’d want a sex toy to resemble SJP, I have no clue. Maybe it’s supposed to be like the Durex ugly pillow ads.
 
They are blow up sex dolls based loosely, very loosely, on A-Listers. The term A-Lister is used loosely as well. [...]

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You wanna know why I posted the least attractive picture I could find of Eva Longoria in her bikini? One acronym: P.M.S. My tits hurt, it’s winter, I haven’t exercised since October, I drink too much, it’s snowed here more than it has since 1954 and I feel like a whale choking [...]

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Eva Longoria is as dumb as she looks. Apparently she’s whoring herself out now at the expense of intellectual integrity, if she had any left to salvage… Eva is out promoting for her new movie Over Her Dead Body. In the movie she plays a ghost that can’t let go of her living fiance [...]

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Kay so here’s the deal, this chick, Alexandra Paressant, is saying she fucked Tony Parker (Mr. Eva Longoria) after he was married. X17 Online is reporting she said the following:
Paressant (ex-girlfriend of soccer god Ronaldinho) tells X17 the two carried on a secret relationship for about two months and this was AFTER Eva and [...]

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