LELE: BREAKFAST
Yet another reason to love Lily Allen…Yeeeah!
Oh! Dirty Boy wearing a DIRRRRTY Jock! (NSFW-cockage) f.y.i. I’m in lust with Vin. Yeah, yeah, i know, you are too…MFM-NSFW WHORES!
When you’re drunk? She looks like Venus of Urbino…GOB
Unbelieveable:”He had three dozen ways, none obscene, to describe his urinations, all recorded. He slept in two-hour stretches [...]
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Nicole “Coco” Austin put this up on her myspace calling herself “Spiderwoman.”
HELP! I’VE FALLEN AND I GOT A BUTT!
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Thank Ali Lohan it’s Friday! (I decided I’m going to start praising her in place of The Messiah.) I’m so glad it’s the weekend; my busy season is winding down and work has been super boring lately. It’s good for you* ’cause I’ve been posting more but bad for me ’cause my [...]
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I have no idea when this aired; I just found it online somewhere. But it’s Mary Louise Parker getting spanked by some hot ass actor; I couldn’t figure out who it was. Curse you IMDb!
God bless the articulate, well put-together, strong, man in a nice suit who’s willing to dole out a good [...]
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Huge gallery of Dita nekked…GOB (NSFW)
I’m not the only fucked up motherfucker who likes tentacle rape. You’ll be shocked to know it’s SFW…FF
Britney out in a bikini…FM
Amy Winehouse is in the hospital, here’s the start of the end…SC
Matthew McConaughey’s bongos…ABH
Instead of thinking of her like this, I prefer to remember her like this…FD (NSFW)
He’s [...]
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Ummmmmmmmm…If you didn’t get to “The Dark Knight” in time for previews, you missed out on the preview for “The Watchmen” based on the graphic novel by Alan Moore and illustrated by David Gibbons. It looks shiny and is being directed by Zack Snyder who did “300″ and “Dawn of the Dead”. Both [...]
All-around creepy, Andy Dick was arrested at Buffalo Wild Wings. Apparently, he’s being held on bail set at $5,000. He had xanax and pot in his pocket and pulled down the top of a 17-year-old girl and grabbed her boobs. No word on whether the girl was with her parents having some [...]
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Hey Look! It’s Eva Mendes getting nekked again! Yay! I wonder if these were taken before or after rehab. I’m concerned that she’ll stop getting naked now that she’s sober. I’ll keep my fingers crossed it has not been liquid whoreage.
P.S. Please get that blond shit out of your [...]
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