Teddygoodtimes and MsMolly won!  It is indeeeed Tila Tequila.  You guys are the smurtest!!! Not to mention faaking funny; thanks for the comments you crack me up.
I woke up in a horrible mood today; I’m having one of those “I suck and fail at everything” days.  The fact that Tila Tequila has a book coming [...]

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Guess who:
1. Wears pink nail polish with a red shirt
2.  Has hair that looks as real as Miley Cyrus’ grill
3.  Wants us to buy lumber jack plaid with ruffles and a satin belt
4.  Expects us to believe those lopsided flesh balloons are sexy and actually hers
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CapeeTan Obvious won it! It was Katie Price A.K.A. Jordan the Uk glamour model, playboy model and reality TV star. I use the word “star” loosely but their family is pretty fucking funny on Katie and Peter. Good job Captain Obvious and good luck with the motorboat. I think motor boating her [...]

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Sorry I haven’t done a “Guess That Frankentitty” in a while but this one was compelling. Guess that Frankentitty for one million dollars in Monopoly money! Crisp and pink!
Sorry, I’d give you real money but I’m going to have to spend about $10,000 doing repairs to my house. I know, poor [...]

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Teddy Good Times won the Guess That FrankenTitty. Where you beeeeen bitch?  I missed your comments!  I laugh at you guys in private, see—you get missed. awwww…*lick*
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Fearing failure, as we all do: TGT withdrew the answer ’cause there was no scars but I’ll tell ya what—it can be a FrankenTitty without scars.  That shiz all [...]

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As an back asswards continuation of extrawhoredinary’s fight against the FrankenTitty, I’m starting a new reoccurring spot—Name That FrankenTitty!!! Yay!!! …Or wait…Gross!!! Uhh…aaaah! I’m excited but I don’t know why and simultaneously I’m grossed out! Awesome! And? I peed a little…
*ahem*
Since I come across about a bajillion FrankenTitties a day, I figured [...]

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