I know that, everyday, I confirm to you that I’m immature and perverted but just to make sure: doesn’t Nahla Ariela sound like “gnaw onna areola” to you? Just saying!
Here’s Halle Berry’s lil’ mini-me, Nahla Ariela Aubry. I wish she was gnawin’ on a areola in that picture! I guess those precious cookies are reserved [...]
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Nahla Ariela Aubry
September 2nd, 2008 · 1 Comment
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Hi. I’m Halle. Your Rules Don’t Apply To Me, Mortals.
June 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Maybe Halle is part alien! Or maybe she is just incredibly physically gifted and works her ass off to get back in shape after having a bebbeh. Either way, she was out and about looking fantastic!
Mah-Ma!
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Puss, Zits and Fame! My favies!
March 28th, 2008 · No Comments
Worth1000.com has done a contest to “detouch” celebrities. Contestants gave them oral herpes, stitches, zits, bruises and stretch marks. Tres Garbage Pail Kids. It’s entertaining in the “I like to pick at any zit I have” sorta way. Oooohhh, get that blackhead Scarlett—squeeze it ’till it busts all over the [...]
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Halle Had Her Baby!
March 17th, 2008 · No Comments
Apparently Halle Berry had a baby girl! Aw! Cuties! Star Magazine is reporting Halle had a:
7lb 4 oz girl at 10:17am Sunday morning, March 16, at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles. The actress had checked into the hospital for the second time that day after feeling contractions earlier Saturday morning.
I’ve [...]
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Halle Berry Looking Darling
February 7th, 2008 · 1 Comment
I’m not on the “let’s be nice to the pregnant celebrities bandwagon,” but I gotta say Halle is looking so cute! I know this is uncharacteristically nice and you’re looking for a punchline but this time there is none. Who knew she had such pretty hair? I wanna wrap her up in a blanket and [...]
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What Does This Call To Mind?
January 28th, 2008 · No Comments
I’m going to start putting up links every once-and-a-while, to other blogs that have interesting posts. Interesting, but not interesting enough for me to post on. Instead of summarizing the link, I’m going to do an associative word or thought. A rorschach test of sorts…for sexual deviants…who are interested in celebrities…who [...]
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