You know? I was starting to not like Amy Winehouse but now that she’s straight up jackin’ fans in the face, I’m going to have to rethink this. The above video is Amy performing at Glastonbury and taking a little time mid-lyric to stick a fan. Who would go to an Amy Winehouse [...]
Entries Tagged as 'hot mess'
Redemption
June 30th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Tags: amy winehouse · hot mess
B.O.O.T.A.Y.
May 16th, 2008 · No Comments
I have this song in my head, naturally, because it’s Friday. Check out my new favvie blog HauteBlogXOXO. It’s the first time in a while I have read a blog and actually thought the person was funny. Plus there’s lots of making fun of fashion/fashion whores/models and the like.
Happy Friday you dirty, [...]
Tags: hot mess · models · music · random shit
Star: Betting On Us Having No Memory
April 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Tags: britney spears · hot mess
I’ve Seen My Future
April 15th, 2008 · 2 Comments
I always think to myself “oh god, I’m not ready to be a mother. I drink too much, wear too much make up and go out too often.” Now, thanks to Amy Winehouse, I have seen my future as a mother and it don’t look half bad! Who knew you could slam a shot and [...]
Tags: amy winehouse · hot mess
Botox Will Solve All Your Problems
April 8th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Hey! Good news! You know all that, wrinkle causing, polluted air you’ve been breathing and stress you’ve been dealing with? Turns out, Botox can get rid of all for the price of one! A report in the Journal of Neuroscience is saying (as I’m reading it) that Botox (botulinum neurotoxins) injections [...]
Tags: donatella versace · hot mess · madonna · nicole kidman · plastic · random shit
What’s Douchier Than Douche?
March 17th, 2008 · No Comments
Dave Navarro with no shirt, a head-to-toe velour track suit, begging for a photo-op while people are trying to eat. As a rule, any hot dude should be required to walk around naked but not while people are eating. Who wants to see nipple hair when you’re mauin’ a Ceasar salad? That’s [...]
Tags: anthony kiedis · carmen electra · dave navarro · hot mess · paparazzi whores · red hot chili peppers
I Feel Bad For The Ugly Sister
March 5th, 2008 · 4 Comments
Kim Kardashian’s sister, that is…But not bad enough not, to call her ugly. I think she looks like Chyna Doll but without the clit-penis [link very NSFW]. Notice how when she’s in front, the pictures are all dark? I bet Kim asked for that, Kim can’t have the peons outshine [...]
Tags: hot mess · kim kardashian · reality tv
We’re Gonna Need More Skin
February 28th, 2008 · No Comments
It’s Tila Tequila’s new video for her song “Stripper Friends.” Let me tell you, it’s pure art. She sticks with what she’s good at: being lackluster outside of Myspace and doing it half nekked.
I’ll tell you one thing—she fucked up from the start; at 00:12 she’s as naked as she gets in [...]
Tags: hot mess · tila tequila
Sometimes Doing Nothing, is Something
February 27th, 2008 · No Comments
Ouch.
See that there?! Rachel Bilson almost evoked an emotion from me; I’m heartened! Here she is at the Japanese premier of her movie Jumper looking like, uhhh…shit. Listen, on a bad day, she looks about a bajillion times better than me—I pass on the foundation and Crest White Strips too. [...]
Tags: angelina jolie · britney spears · christina aguilera · hot mess · janet jackson · rachel bilson
What Does This Call To Mind?
January 28th, 2008 · No Comments
I’m going to start putting up links every once-and-a-while, to other blogs that have interesting posts. Interesting, but not interesting enough for me to post on. Instead of summarizing the link, I’m going to do an associative word or thought. A rorschach test of sorts…for sexual deviants…who are interested in celebrities…who [...]
Tags: adrienne curry · barack obama · britney spears · halle berry · hillary clinton · hot mess · kevin federline · miley cyrus · models · sex toys · tila tequila