So here’s the video for Madonna’s new single from her upcoming album Hard Candy. It’s called “4 minutes” ’cause she’s only got 4 minutes to convert the whole world to Kabbalah in Justin’s her music video. At least that’s what I get from the shitty “I wanna make a religious statement but still [...]

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Me thinks Cameron Diaz should be movin’ on to the men. Why is it that she has to say “I’m boy crazy”– in the same breath she says “I love being single”? She’s a 35 year old woman! I think she’d be better off saying “I love being single ’cause I get [...]

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Ball crushing hilarity for the whole family! A gem.
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Someone snapped this picture of Jessica Biel a couple days ago at the airport.  Looks like she’s gone a leeetle overboard on the lip injections.  Listen, I know there’s no way of knowing but I have this gut feeling that Justin Timberlake has a small dick.  Think about it: Britney cheated on him with deadbeat [...]

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10. Kanye West

WAAAAAHHHHH!!! Nothing says “douche” more than winning and then bitching ’cause you didn’t win everything. Though he complained a lot in 2007, the most ridiculous was saying MTV was racist for having both the opening (Britney) and closing (medley featuring: Keri Hilson, Timbaland and his artists D.O.E and his younger [...]

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 WHINY WHORE

ET Online is reporting the Grammy nominations are in.  Kanye leads with 8 nominations.  Does this mean no hissy fit this time? His complaining ad nauseum about how he’s robbed annoys me.  I think I’d rather he masturbate and cry to the camera; it’s the same thing and more interesting.
BOO HOO! MTV doesn’t [...]

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I have; he likes shemales women that look masculine. Jessica’s throwin’ up about 350lbs right now and Cameron has as many curves as my 16 year old brother. To assure Jessica doesn’t lose that exquisitely chiseled man look:
OK! Magazine reports “Justin, 26, telephoned Evolution Surf and ordered a longboard with a blue, [...]

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