Thank god this fucking day is over.  Just when I think we’re going to transition smoothly into the weekend, I see Perez has up that Britney may or may not be practicing a dance routine for Sunday night’s VMAs.  I seriously doubt they would pass on the opportunity to make more money off of her [...]

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I know I’ve been slacking on the man meat. I’m ever so sorry. Between training (don’t ask) and my rag, my otherwise insatiable sex drive, has been going towards feeding that muscle tissue and red blood cell production. You’d think I’d be craving more visual meat; instead I’ve been frequenting The Outback [...]

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Thank Ali Lohan it’s Friday! (I decided I’m going to start praising her in place of The Messiah.) I’m so glad it’s the weekend; my busy season is winding down and work has been super boring lately. It’s good for you* ’cause I’ve been posting more but bad for me ’cause my [...]

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I can’t find jack about Sahib Faber but do we really need to know anything about him? Do you sit pondering Marissa Miller or Brad Pitt’s interests and origins? No, you don’t.
So let’s just be real and say I don’t give a flying fuck about who this guy is or what his interests [...]

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Oh La La! It’s Kerry Degman our lil’ hottie from Portland, Oregan. He’s allll white, but it’s allll right. I’d still take a nibble of this little boy when no one was looking.
CAN I HAZ PINK PEEN NOW?

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Happy 4th of July everyone! That is, if you’re in the U.S. Otherwise, happy end of the work week! I’m hung over today (as usual). You know the best hang over cure? Ahhhhhhnn orgasm. Yep, it’s a vicious cycle for me.
This is Bruno Santos. He’s Brazilian. More importantly, [...]

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I pissed myself when I read this: “You are going to wear a giant crab outfit and I’m going to dress up like a French Ballerina and we are going to do it… with our genitals”…UMOA
I knew The Love Guru was gonna suck! Great blog too…PJB
Up-and-Comers in pin-up style poses…VF
Mark Wahlberg keeps it real…SOMGWTF
Creepy [...]

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I’m horny, so it’s Man Meat Friday. Needless to say, combing the web for high resolution pictures of man meat has made me miserable. I wish I could wear a diaper to work in general but especially today! I think it would make ovulation and ogling hotness from the confines of your [...]

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