Does anyone know what this woman really looks like? No, Nick Cannon doesn’t even know. I’ll bet she comes out of the bathroom in her nightie to a smoke machine; oh! and one’a them buckets they use to dump snow in movies but it’s peppering bronzer all over the room. Where does [...]

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I don’t know if all you fools know but Iowa is basically under water. I live about 5 blocks from the evacuation zone and I’ve been trying desperately to stay up, positive, not get wasted and help take care of a shot basement and friends staying with us who have lost just about everything. [...]

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So often, women are fed lines regarding our weight primarily to disempower. Think about it: “oh, you’re unhappy! you’re too skinny!” or “it’s happy fat! you’re comfortable, don’t worry about it.” I call— bullshit! Because it’s never “oh, you’re happy and healthy and taking care of yourself—good for you!” Seems [...]

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Here’s Mariah Carey doing what she does best: being surrounded by bouncers, accepting some award for music that stopped sounding good in the mid-90s and showing off her funbags. Don’t argue with me, that’s really all she does and you know it.
There’s so many amazing artists out there who aren’t getting mainstream attention [...]

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Worth1000.com has done a contest to “detouch” celebrities. Contestants gave them oral herpes, stitches, zits, bruises and stretch marks. Tres Garbage Pail Kids. It’s entertaining in the “I like to pick at any zit I have” sorta way. Oooohhh, get that blackhead Scarlett—squeeze it ’till it busts all over the [...]

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I could only make it to 1:21 watching this horrible high school talent show video of Rihanna trying to sing Mariah Carey—and I’m a masochist! I’m guessing the person that beats my time will be a Navy Seal or an ex P.O.W.
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Mariah Carey’s new single is out. It’s called Touch My Body and it sounds like the usual shit. The thing that gets me though, is they used that voice thingy on her like they use for people who can’t sing like Britney and TPain. Isn’t she supposed to be one of the [...]

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FBS-Weapon of Choice. Dated, but still makes me happy inside. There are (few) old dudes I’d fuck—Christopher Walken is definitely one of them.
Doesn’t bitch google? That shit don’t work…WWTD
Shovel to Face…CS
Both are hot but someone needs to bust out the #2 guard…TB
LOLz-T-Rex!…DL
Ha. Wait. Huh? [...]

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