Ah-HAaaaaaaaaahhhhh………..*fart*
Megan Fox was picked by FHM as sexiest “woman” or some shit and it “annoys” her. Right. ‘Cause she has such a huge aversion to douche bags like the ones that write FHM; kinda like the ones HERE and HERE. I couldn’t roll my eyes any harder. In fact, if Brian [...]

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Megan Fox has reportedly called off her engagement to Brian Austin Green. I should have called that! It was only a matter of time and money, till she dumped him for a more successful dbag. She’s got a taste for them dbags I tell ya– see pictures below. It brings a [...]

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I don’t know if all you fools know but Iowa is basically under water. I live about 5 blocks from the evacuation zone and I’ve been trying desperately to stay up, positive, not get wasted and help take care of a shot basement and friends staying with us who have lost just about everything. [...]

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I was all excited when I saw these FHM pictures of Megan Fox ’cause I’ve posted pics before where Megan Fox was looking damn fine. However, here, not so much. Boring poses, bad lighting, dead eyes, sound bite interview. Snooze.
Oh and don’t forget the requisite men’s magazine quotes, talking about how bad she [...]

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Sweet Bebbe Jesus! It’s like Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie and Nelly Furtado—all rolled into one. You best believe I googled this aesthetically tortuous whore. She’s a model (no shit) and has done a couple big campaigns. God.
Note: from the pics I found, it doesn’t appear she an ass— that’s okay, I [...]

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Megan Fox is hot.  This is only compounded by what I observe now— she has a nice ass.  Nice ass is a rarity for a white girl; that’s the kind of ass you want to stick a thumb in.
Mmmmm…
Whaaaaa!?  Just for a second! Geez! Don’t look at me like that.  You know exactly what I’m [...]

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If you don’t know who this is by now, it’s Megan Fox. She’s a cross between Angelina Jolie and Liz Hurley with a dash-a-trash and I love her. Here she is at the Juno premier. From what I can tell, she’s not in the movie but she was in Transformers and some [...]

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