Listen, I’m usually all “you go girl” when someone’s got it goin’ on. But for reals? Fuck this bitch—she’s pregnant and she looks like this! If I see a IQ test slip outta her purse and it’s above 85? I give up; I’m gonna start drinking…More, that is. *ahem*
Yes, I [...]

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Someone’s been eating more than dick! It’s Ashley Dupre: The “high priced call girl” that Elliot Spitzer paid for. Here’s the funny thing, these are the pictures all the news outlets leaked:
 

 
And here is Ashley in “modeling career” photos that US Weekly snagged:
 

 
I’m sorry I posted so many, but christ, they’re [...]

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NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Not her too!?  Page Six is reporting Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio is pregnant.  I’m waiting with bated breath to hear a denial.  I don’t like when hot models who are younger than me are having babies.  Mommies are hot, don’t get me wrong, it’s just 9 months of down time and a little [...]

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When I posted the “meth barbie” joke about Tara Reid I got some emails saying that I was making fun of her ’cause I’m jealous. Which, if you are SANE, is laughable.
However, since I talk about bodies and celebs all the time I thought it would be fun to compare someone naturally thin with [...]

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