I owe you guys for missing yesterday so I’m going to do double duty on the Alien vs. Predator today.  Today’s model vs. porn star is Victoria’s Secret/Sports Illustrated whores Gisele & Marisa vs. the smexy April Flores and digital playground contract star Shay Jordan.  For me, this is a no brainer ’cause I’m in [...]

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I got a shit ton of links to share with you guys; I’ve been surfing too much and not posting enough the past few weeks.  I know you’re probably still trying to tear yourself away from the last freaky doll post but I had to do it to you again.  I don’t know if these [...]

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Lucky for that bitch hers is downy, luminous and blond. How’s that shake out? Shaving my legs is like sweeping gravel with a switch broom; shit is impossible and thick. I don’t shave and I’m stuck wearing pants to work so I don’t offend the delicate sensibilities of the Midwesterners milling about. [...]

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I gave Gisele what she’s always wanted…She’s making the O-face but it’s not da cock she’s cravin’! Get dat bitch some chicken! Sheet!
Here’s Gizzy at the launch of her line of sandals that are ugly. Check them out here.  Another thing that’s ugly–some of the faces she’s makin’! Wow-wee! I [...]

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David La Chapelle has done a series of photographs with Gisele Bundchen. Usually, I love the work David does, but I gotta say—not this time. The only word that comes to mind is: contrived. What, with the play on Pan, caricatured bdsm and the snake/suburbia metaphor I was was left yawning. [...]

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