Just pick a kink, it might be in that ad.

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The funniest thing about Extrawhoredinary is your comments. Seriously, I laugh my ass off almost everyday. Thank god it’s round and voluptuous, withstanding the test of your hilarity. The second most hilarious, is the search terms people type in to get to the site. I’d like to say I’m a creative [...]

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Thank Ali Lohan it’s Friday! (I decided I’m going to start praising her in place of The Messiah.) I’m so glad it’s the weekend; my busy season is winding down and work has been super boring lately. It’s good for you* ’cause I’ve been posting more but bad for me ’cause my [...]

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Looks like somebody gave Jimmy the intern carte blanche with the smudge tool! We now know what it takes to make a supermodel look like shit: drawing like a retarded monkey with photoshop tools, T’Pol’s left over wig and ill-fitting gold lamé panties. What’s with the gold lamé lately? I smell [...]

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Who’s more extrawhoredinary? Today’s model vs. porn star is Heidi Klum vs. Jesse Jane. Is everyone still on the porn train or does Heidi have what it takes to override my your sick-o preferences?

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Irony is, they are both wearing about the same amount of clothing. They’re both selling sex, it’s just: real boobies [...]

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I can’t figure out why I don’t get sick of this woman! She’s been around forever and modeled for everyone but I still love seeing her. I don’t quite get it, I don’t think she’s particularly striking; she just seems so damn fun! Just like the bikinis in Sports Illustrated, Heidi Klum painted up [...]

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Will Ferrell is in the new SI with Heidi Klum promoting his new movie Semi-Pro. There’s also an article here about his new movie. I love Heidi and I love Will; I’da given my left nut to be at that shoot. Me-oow!
Pictures from Sports Illustrated:

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