Lucky for that bitch hers is downy, luminous and blond. How’s that shake out? Shaving my legs is like sweeping gravel with a switch broom; shit is impossible and thick. I don’t shave and I’m stuck wearing pants to work so I don’t offend the delicate sensibilities of the Midwesterners milling about. [...]

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I don’t mean her as a person; I don’t know her.  She sucks because she’s so fucking beautiful.  I am very rarely jealous but damnit, I’m allowed just this once.  I think what irks me most is that she looks so damn happy.  Happy Schmappy La-Dee-Dah.  My hair is luminous and my eyes are the [...]

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Redemption! Just when I was feeling disheartened by those pictures of Heidi Klum, the September issue of GQ UK comes out and has the VS girls plastered all over it. If shiny, lacy and tan doesn’t cheer you-nothing will. Happy Friday everyone! Here’s to the weekend you’ll spend having fun or [...]

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Models and Porn Stars; who’s more extrawhoredinary? Hairless and anorexic looking or hairless and paid for sex?

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I have to weigh in: Mmmmmmmm…Aria….Mmmmmmm…

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