I got a shit ton of links to share with you guys; I’ve been surfing too much and not posting enough the past few weeks.  I know you’re probably still trying to tear yourself away from the last freaky doll post but I had to do it to you again.  I don’t know if these [...]

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So this week’s AVP is Sports Illustrated/Victoria’s Secret poster girl Marisa Miller vs. Ariel, some hot red headed porn chick.  Marisa is channeling some naughty, well endowed school girl in this shoot.  I usually like the school girl thing, especially for myself but Marisa is very bland to me.  I’d say she has the best [...]

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Is the triangle supposed to stand for anything in particular? Ding! Ding!

The cancer song “Just Stand Up!” sucks.  Rich at FourFour sets out to prove it…FF
Battle of the bandage dresses.  Whaaaa? It’s fall. I’ve been shopping a lot mother fuckers…DMCUK
A Rose is a rose is a rose is a rose…I couldn’t fight it…DPOA (NSFW)
Thanks Kebin [...]

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This week’s Alien vs. Predator is porn’s punk rock princess, Joanna Angel vs. the Italian model Bianca Balti.  Although Bianca has enviable lips and almond shaped eyes, as I usually do, I’m gonna have to go with the naughty one!  Naughty!  Naughty!  Yay!
Plus, quite frankly, the certain willingness for me to put a finger in [...]

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I know I’ve been slacking on the man meat. I’m ever so sorry. Between training (don’t ask) and my rag, my otherwise insatiable sex drive, has been going towards feeding that muscle tissue and red blood cell production. You’d think I’d be craving more visual meat; instead I’ve been frequenting The Outback [...]

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Lucky for that bitch hers is downy, luminous and blond. How’s that shake out? Shaving my legs is like sweeping gravel with a switch broom; shit is impossible and thick. I don’t shave and I’m stuck wearing pants to work so I don’t offend the delicate sensibilities of the Midwesterners milling about. [...]

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Hey ya’ll motherfukas! The week’s alien fits the bill but here’s the snag: she looks like the product of some sort of alien, Denise Richards, Jenna Jameson petri dish fuck up. I don’t know how this chick is a model when she looks like Denise and Jenna but she is and apparently a [...]

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All that hoity-toity camera lighting, touch-ups, filters and even nipple in Eva’s shoot; still, I’d still say Gia has it wrapped up. Plus, doesn’t it look cold where Eva is? Fuck cold sand!
I’d take a mediocre companion in a place somewhere tropical like Gia’s shoot, over golden cock in Antarctica any day! Hell, [...]

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I can’t find jack about Sahib Faber but do we really need to know anything about him? Do you sit pondering Marissa Miller or Brad Pitt’s interests and origins? No, you don’t.
So let’s just be real and say I don’t give a flying fuck about who this guy is or what his interests [...]

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I don’t mean her as a person; I don’t know her.  She sucks because she’s so fucking beautiful.  I am very rarely jealous but damnit, I’m allowed just this once.  I think what irks me most is that she looks so damn happy.  Happy Schmappy La-Dee-Dah.  My hair is luminous and my eyes are the [...]

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