I can’t find jack about Sahib Faber but do we really need to know anything about him? Do you sit pondering Marissa Miller or Brad Pitt’s interests and origins? No, you don’t.
So let’s just be real and say I don’t give a flying fuck about who this guy is or what his interests [...]

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I don’t mean her as a person; I don’t know her.  She sucks because she’s so fucking beautiful.  I am very rarely jealous but damnit, I’m allowed just this once.  I think what irks me most is that she looks so damn happy.  Happy Schmappy La-Dee-Dah.  My hair is luminous and my eyes are the [...]

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NO.

YES.

Bad friends let this happen to her hair. They should be punished.

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Oh ho!  Lookie what’s wees gots this week!  Digital Playground’s new contract star Gabriella Fox vs. Luz Elena Gonzalez, Univision host, former Miss Mexico and hot ass bikini model.  This is not a battle between model and porn star!  This is triumph for all of us!
I am completely torn on this one guys, 19 year [...]

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I mean “hoes” in the most respectful way i can conjure. I don’t actually mean they’re hookers; they perform a necessary and important duty! Video hoe is a term that has clouded up an important point: if there weren’t video hoes, mainstream hip-hop would not exist. Video hoes are extrawhoredinary and lend [...]

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Redemption! Just when I was feeling disheartened by those pictures of Heidi Klum, the September issue of GQ UK comes out and has the VS girls plastered all over it. If shiny, lacy and tan doesn’t cheer you-nothing will. Happy Friday everyone! Here’s to the weekend you’ll spend having fun or [...]

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Looks like somebody gave Jimmy the intern carte blanche with the smudge tool! We now know what it takes to make a supermodel look like shit: drawing like a retarded monkey with photoshop tools, T’Pol’s left over wig and ill-fitting gold lamé panties. What’s with the gold lamé lately? I smell [...]

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This week’s Alien Vs. Predator is Brazilian model Isabeli Fontana Vs. Japanese porn star Suzuka Ishikawa. Who’s more extrawhoredinary? This is gonna be a tough one and I’m sure you’ll come down firmly on one side or the other. Personally, I’m kinda over the whole Victoria’s Secret Brazilian Supermodel craze and am [...]

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CapeeTan Obvious won it! It was Katie Price A.K.A. Jordan the Uk glamour model, playboy model and reality TV star. I use the word “star” loosely but their family is pretty fucking funny on Katie and Peter. Good job Captain Obvious and good luck with the motorboat. I think motor boating her [...]

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Leonardo Dicaprio and I do not have the same taste. I wouldn’t kick Bar or Gisele out of bed but they wouldn’t be in my top 25 either. This week’s AVP is Bar Rafaeli vs. some hot porno chick who has “Carmen” on her photo set. I’m sure that’s her porn name. [...]

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