NO.

YES.

Bad friends let this happen to her hair. They should be punished.

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Oh ho!  Lookie what’s wees gots this week!  Digital Playground’s new contract star Gabriella Fox vs. Luz Elena Gonzalez, Univision host, former Miss Mexico and hot ass bikini model.  This is not a battle between model and porn star!  This is triumph for all of us!
I am completely torn on this one guys, 19 year [...]

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I mean “hoes” in the most respectful way i can conjure. I don’t actually mean they’re hookers; they perform a necessary and important duty! Video hoe is a term that has clouded up an important point: if there weren’t video hoes, mainstream hip-hop would not exist. Video hoes are extrawhoredinary and lend [...]

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Redemption! Just when I was feeling disheartened by those pictures of Heidi Klum, the September issue of GQ UK comes out and has the VS girls plastered all over it. If shiny, lacy and tan doesn’t cheer you-nothing will. Happy Friday everyone! Here’s to the weekend you’ll spend having fun or [...]

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Looks like somebody gave Jimmy the intern carte blanche with the smudge tool! We now know what it takes to make a supermodel look like shit: drawing like a retarded monkey with photoshop tools, T’Pol’s left over wig and ill-fitting gold lamé panties. What’s with the gold lamé lately? I smell [...]

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This week’s Alien Vs. Predator is Brazilian model Isabeli Fontana Vs. Japanese porn star Suzuka Ishikawa. Who’s more extrawhoredinary? This is gonna be a tough one and I’m sure you’ll come down firmly on one side or the other. Personally, I’m kinda over the whole Victoria’s Secret Brazilian Supermodel craze and am [...]

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CapeeTan Obvious won it! It was Katie Price A.K.A. Jordan the Uk glamour model, playboy model and reality TV star. I use the word “star” loosely but their family is pretty fucking funny on Katie and Peter. Good job Captain Obvious and good luck with the motorboat. I think motor boating her [...]

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Leonardo Dicaprio and I do not have the same taste. I wouldn’t kick Bar or Gisele out of bed but they wouldn’t be in my top 25 either. This week’s AVP is Bar Rafaeli vs. some hot porno chick who has “Carmen” on her photo set. I’m sure that’s her porn name. [...]

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Oh La La! It’s Kerry Degman our lil’ hottie from Portland, Oregan. He’s allll white, but it’s allll right. I’d still take a nibble of this little boy when no one was looking.
CAN I HAZ PINK PEEN NOW?

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Now, you’re going to have to think long and hard about this one. Don’t just jump the gun, god damnit! This week’s AVP is Marisa Miller vs. Luba Shumeyko. I know you’re going to be all about Miss Miller if you don’t look at porn as much as I do but if [...]

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