Up until about an hour ago I was barely able to form a complete sentence, let alone type a post.  I slept 15 hours last night in order to get to you, here today.  I apologize for missing a day but it was either type nothing or gibberish and ruin my keyboard in sake flavored [...]

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Here’s Tiga’s new video with International Supastar Transexual Amanda Lepore. She looks so hot in pictures but she has less facial movement than a Real Doll. She’s like a big-titted fuck doll everywhere else, so I guess it evens out. I’m not sure why when a EX boy girl transexual slices herself [...]

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Happy 4th of July everyone! That is, if you’re in the U.S. Otherwise, happy end of the work week! I’m hung over today (as usual). You know the best hang over cure? Ahhhhhhnn orgasm. Yep, it’s a vicious cycle for me.
This is Bruno Santos. He’s Brazilian. More importantly, [...]

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I absolutely refuse to post on Angelina Jolie having her babies at some point, sometime, in the near future…Maybe. The picture of them fucking created by Mr. and Mrs. Smith in my mind is wearing off. I also refuse to write about Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournakova having been married. Two hot people [...]

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This week’s Alien vs. Predator is Ana Beatriz Barros vs. Jenna Haze. In my personal opinion both of them are a little lacking in the grill department but still hot. Don’t crucify me! I said in my opinion! However, I think they more than make up for it in other ways. [...]

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I wonder how it must feel for Flavio Briatore to never know 100% that he is truly loved for his person. I understand a lot of people aren’t truly loved by their significant other but it’s rarely this glaringly obvious. I’m sure they’re both okay with it. I can only assume that [...]

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Vikki Blows is a glamour model—that means she shows her neeples. I don’t think you’ll judge me for doing a post based solely on a funny porn name and a hot ass, will you? Besides, there’s latex, bondage and NSFW images here! See I care about you! Sweet Vikki, her myspace [...]

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I pissed myself when I read this: “You are going to wear a giant crab outfit and I’m going to dress up like a French Ballerina and we are going to do it… with our genitals”…UMOA
I knew The Love Guru was gonna suck! Great blog too…PJB
Up-and-Comers in pin-up style poses…VF
Mark Wahlberg keeps it real…SOMGWTF
Creepy [...]

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Here’s some pictures of Naomi Campbell on the French Riviera with her billionaire boyfriend Marcus Elias. The other pictures I have seen make him look pretty homely but he’s a silver fox! I guess billions of dollars are the only thing that can keep you safe from marauding supermodels. Num, num!

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According to NY Daily News, Uma Thurman is engaged to her financier boyfriend Arpad Busson. Check out the article it’s riveting; half of it is about how big her ring is. *gag* Ol’ dude apparently has two kids with Elle Macpherson. He must be swangin’ pole is all I gotta say, [...]

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