…But she picked them out and had cock instead…

Let’s go over what the trailer says:
1. She’s rich.
2.  She wants attention; everyone must worship her.
3. She likes fashion and expects her servants to.
4.  She has sunken cheeks and may be constipated.
5. Oh yeah, her other purpose is making a baby for a man.
6. She’s mildly amused [...]

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As reported, he has big hands. Hot. All the better to fist Matthew McConaughey with! I hope this scene is funnier in context, however.
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LELE: BREAKFAST

Yet another reason to love Lily Allen…Yeeeah!
Oh! Dirty Boy wearing a DIRRRRTY Jock! (NSFW-cockage) f.y.i. I’m in lust with Vin. Yeah, yeah, i know, you are too…MFM-NSFW WHORES!
When you’re drunk? She looks like Venus of Urbino…GOB
Unbelieveable:”He had three dozen ways, none obscene, to describe his urinations, all recorded. He slept in two-hour stretches [...]

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TMZ is reporting that Morgan Freeman is in “serious condition” after a car accident.  They are saying that he may have fallen asleep at the wheel in Mississippi.  Let’s hope The Dark Knight doesn’t put anyone else in hospital, jail or worse!  Maggie Gyllenhaal better crawl under the covers and hide out till this shit [...]

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Well good news is: I hear that Zombie Strippers! isn’t as atrocious as you’d expect. Bad news is: they couldn’t edit out, despite gorging on human flesh, that Zombie Jenna isn’t able to fill out her boots. I got a liver I don’t need woman! Here…Eat!

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Huge gallery of Dita nekked…GOB (NSFW)
I’m not the only fucked up motherfucker who likes tentacle rape. You’ll be shocked to know it’s SFW…FF
Britney out in a bikini…FM
Amy Winehouse is in the hospital, here’s the start of the end…SC
Matthew McConaughey’s bongos…ABH
Instead of thinking of her like this, I prefer to remember her like this…FD (NSFW)
He’s [...]

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The Daily Telegraph is reporting that Christian Bale is in jail right now.  His mother, 61, and sister, 40, went to the police station yesterday to turn him in for allegedly assaulting them.  Christian allegedly did “it” on Sunday night at the hotel where he’s staying.  The police let him attend “The Dark Knight” premier [...]

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Ummmmmmmmm…If you didn’t get to “The Dark Knight” in time for previews, you missed out on the preview for “The Watchmen” based on the graphic novel by Alan Moore and illustrated by David Gibbons. It looks shiny and is being directed by Zack Snyder who did “300″ and “Dawn of the Dead”. Both [...]

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So I just got back from The Dark Knight and it was fucking awesome. I’m sure I don’t need to tell you that since you’ve already seen it. If you don’t love a hot piece of man meat or go to movies then you probably aren’t even remotely interested in anything I write about [...]

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Rose McGowan is having a rough couple years! First she falls in love with Robert Rodriguez causing his 16 year marriage to end and the subsequent “homewrecker” moniker thrown at her everywhere she turns. Then she does the above to her face, causing me to shed a tear for the porcelain sex pot [...]

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