Angelina cries.  It’s not funny but I think tears were great lube.  Naturally, the clip adds to her hotness for me…GF
Damn spider drawings…TB
You can masturbate.  Just don’t strangle hookers while you do it…LOLGOD(loves the site)
Boobies! (NSFW)…DSFF
All the Britney Spears For the Record promo commericals.  I’m so excited!…TVPC
In case anyone still uses Limewire…IB!
Megan Fox is a [...]

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It’s Britney Spears’ “If You Seek Amy”(F-U-C-K Me) vs. Jessie Malakouti’s “Trash Me.”  You know, ’cause we haven’t been asked directly to fuck Britney.  Everything else though.  She’s been our slave, offered us a piece of her, asked us to hit her not once but twice, she’s played with our *cough* hearts, etc, etc…  Honestly, [...]

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I loves the befwhore and aftwhores.  I would love to quit work, eat cool ranch doritos and make celebrity before and after side-by-sides all day.  Jennifer Aniston is on my To Do list, along with Katie Holmes and Jessica Simpson.  I leafed through some 2 y.o. celeb mags a couple months ago.  The differences in [...]

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All the celeb blogs were talking shit last week about how shitty Beyonce’s back up dancers were on SNL.  They said she was lacking as well.  I’m more than happy to jump on the shit talking bandwagon but good-god damned—HOW CAN YOU HATE ON THAT?  Really, I mean, the skin tones don’t even out and [...]

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Britney came out and bopped up and down to Human Nature for a bit.  Nothing really happened but nothing was really expected to happen.  I’m guessing she did it to kick off promoting her new album circus or just ’cause Madonna told her to.  I can’t imagine it’s easy to say “no” to Madonna, she’d [...]

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Hey, better late than never right?  Sorry dudies I’ve been busy getting ready for my muthafuckin’ election party!!!  Yes, I take every opportunity to drink that I can.  And apparently so does the lovely Coco!
Now, she said that she was going to celebrate Halloween naked but she lied.  However, she did bring the heat and [...]

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I’m not going to do it, but you can here…SFMS
Isn’t the whole “artist formerly known as” very 90s?  Don’t answer that, ’cause yes whores, yes it is.  I have no clue why Beyonce is doing this, at least Prince had an artistic/copyright/legal reason.  It’s dumb.  Just like The House of Dereon’s clothes.  Please note: the [...]

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No matter how this comes out, someone is going to hate me.  But, *deep breath* after listening to house, dance, techno, pop, electronica, etc…and any combination of remixes thereof, for over a decade I know what sounds good.  I’m no music master but I know what shit music sounds like.
I gotta say it- Lady Gaga [...]

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“Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I’m working and when I’m on the stage,” explained Fierce in a statement. “I have someone else that takes over when it’s time for me to work and when I’m onstage, this alter ego that [...]

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