FBS-Weapon of Choice. Dated, but still makes me happy inside. There are (few) old dudes I’d fuck—Christopher Walken is definitely one of them.
Doesn’t bitch google? That shit don’t work…WWTD
Shovel to Face…CS
Both are hot but someone needs to bust out the #2 guard…TB
LOLz-T-Rex!…DL
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I’m crabby so these next posts are going to be super mean.  I spent last night drinking and expertly maintaining my balance through countless shots, just to fall and sprain my ankle 3 feet from my front door.  I’m feeling very sorry for myself and WHORES MUST PAY!
It almost kills me to see these two [...]

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