All the celeb blogs were talking shit last week about how shitty Beyonce’s back up dancers were on SNL. They said she was lacking as well. I’m more than happy to jump on the shit talking bandwagon but good-god damned—HOW CAN YOU HATE ON THAT? Really, I mean, the skin tones don’t even out and [...]
Entries Tagged as 'beyonce'
Beyonce Is In MUCH Better Shape Than Me
November 18th, 2008 · 6 Comments
Tags: Music Whores · beyonce · saturday night live
I Refuse To Recognize Sasha Fierce
October 31st, 2008 · 2 Comments
I’m not going to do it, but you can here…SFMS
Isn’t the whole “artist formerly known as” very 90s? Don’t answer that, ’cause yes whores, yes it is. I have no clue why Beyonce is doing this, at least Prince had an artistic/copyright/legal reason. It’s dumb. Just like The House of Dereon’s clothes. Please note: the [...]
Tags: Music Whores · Politico Whores · Reality TV Whores · barack obama · bdsm · beyonce · fetish · john mccain · mtv · penises · random shit · sex toys · sexy gay men
Christina Aguilera>Lady GaGa Any Day
October 28th, 2008 · 2 Comments
No matter how this comes out, someone is going to hate me. But, *deep breath* after listening to house, dance, techno, pop, electronica, etc…and any combination of remixes thereof, for over a decade I know what sounds good. I’m no music master but I know what shit music sounds like.
I gotta say it- Lady Gaga [...]
Tags: Music Whores · beyonce · christina aguilera · oh please no
Sasha: Fiercely Failing
October 27th, 2008 · 7 Comments
“Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I’m working and when I’m on the stage,” explained Fierce in a statement. “I have someone else that takes over when it’s time for me to work and when I’m onstage, this alter ego that [...]
Tags: Music Whores · bdsm · beyonce · cliche
Happity Friday: Go Out Dancin’ Mother F’ers
October 23rd, 2008 · 5 Comments
Just try to follow his eyes, I dare you…
And for reference:
I don’t know about you, but I think Beyonce is right. Being a pop star isn’t enough when hot bitches like this can bust your moves better than you.
Tags: Music Whores · beyonce · sexy gay men
CLITORIS And Links
October 22nd, 2008 · 1 Comment
Comic from here.
Somebody pissed off their hairstylist…RPO
All kinds of awesome…Adam and Eve is putting on a sex toy Halloween costume contest…AE
This entry reminded me of this porn. (NSFW)
All about your vagina! What’s better than that?…Myvag.net
Dead presidents discuss McCain. Juvenile, but giggle worthy…23/6
BOOBS! SFW BOOBS!…CR
Um, her pussy looks,um…Different. This is why some girls should not be [...]
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Wait. Is That An EMO TuTu?
October 16th, 2008 · 4 Comments
Tags: beyonce · oh please no
I’d Never Want To Be A Celebrity
August 7th, 2008 · 1 Comment
In the same magazine you’re touted as one of the most beautiful women in the world AND you’re pictures are doctored so much you look like a completely-different-race. Why in the world they’d fuck with Beyonce’s pictures, I’ll never know. L’Oreal is gonna get it! I hope it’s Beyonce (not her dad, [...]
Tags: beyonce · the line has been crossed
Apache Boy Is My Sunday Joint
April 20th, 2008 · No Comments
Solange even thinks Ashlee’s a reject…MTO
Colonics aren’t that bad…Jezzi
I’d take Kim’s ass over Paris’ grill anyday…MSN
It’s long but worth it. Hardest I’ve laughed inna while…UP
Damn well better be child endangerment!…ICYDK
Fucking idiot…TB
Creepy is right!…EBW
Geri Halliwell nude (site NSFW)…TM
Great Ashton Kutcher observation…HT
I don’t really give a shit about American Idol but this is funny…GM
I got [...]
Tags: american idol · ashlee simpson · ashton kutcher · beyonce · geri halliwell · heather locklear · jimmy kimmel · kim kardashian · paris hilton · random shit · richie sambora · simon cowell · spice girls
Beyonce’s New Song
March 27th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Beautiful Nightmare is the new song Beyonce has released off her upcoming album. Sorry for the ghetto YouTube series of photos/music video but that’s the only way I could get it to you. It sounds like she’s trying to change up her sound (long overdue), let’s hope she keeps the over-singing to [...]
Tags: beyonce