No matter how this comes out, someone is going to hate me.  But, *deep breath* after listening to house, dance, techno, pop, electronica, etc…and any combination of remixes thereof, for over a decade I know what sounds good.  I’m no music master but I know what shit music sounds like.
I gotta say it- Lady Gaga [...]

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Some dude paints celeb dolls with shiny eyes that will haunt your dreams.  I’ll put up Johnny and few others but you should go to the site, to scare, yourself.  They creep me out so bad I had a hard time downloading the pictures.  I felt like a schizophrenic; I had to turn the computer [...]

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Buy Inspire. A perfume made by someone you don’t know, with Christina Aguilera’s name on it.  If you want to emulate “Christina’s love for constantly expressing her femininity in surprising ways” see below.
HAIR DYE: Color Gel: Oleic Acid; Aqua/Water; Cocamide MIPA; Octyldodecanol; Benzyl Alcohol; Alcohol Denat.; Ethanolamine; Ammonium Hydroxide; Oleth-30; Hexadimethrine Chloride; MEA-Laureth Sulfate; Parfum/Fragrance; [...]

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Christina Aguilera’s new spot for rock the vote. She’s holding her baby Max, whom she told Larry King, has inspired her to be more politically active and care more. She wants your babies to vote too.
She also wants her agent to find more projects where she can make money without dry humping a [...]

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!?!?–One of the disturbing images that comes up when you google furries(nsfw)…G
Anyone want to tell me why I keep getting so much traffic for the search term “Kate Hudson fuck video” lately?
If I could get any money I’d go here…MD
Finally…A place where the men have less body hair than the women…TMT
I’ve let a dude [...]

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Worth1000.com has done a contest to “detouch” celebrities. Contestants gave them oral herpes, stitches, zits, bruises and stretch marks. Tres Garbage Pail Kids. It’s entertaining in the “I like to pick at any zit I have” sorta way. Oooohhh, get that blackhead Scarlett—squeeze it ’till it busts all over the [...]

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Gawd, like you’d fuck her any other way. Why you’d want a sex toy to resemble SJP, I have no clue. Maybe it’s supposed to be like the Durex ugly pillow ads.
 
They are blow up sex dolls based loosely, very loosely, on A-Listers. The term A-Lister is used loosely as well. [...]

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It’s the album cover for Madonna’s new album Hard Candy.  Didn’t Christina Aguilera play out the whole “whore in the wrestling ring” idea in her dirrty phase?  What is Madonna thinking?  What’s with that font?  Did Lourdes pick this concept and do the album design?  These are the things that concern me today…
Madonna has never [...]

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Ouch.
 
See that there?! Rachel Bilson almost evoked an emotion from me; I’m heartened! Here she is at the Japanese premier of her movie Jumper looking like, uhhh…shit. Listen, on a bad day, she looks about a bajillion times better than me—I pass on the foundation and Crest White Strips too. [...]

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Mariah Carey’s new single is out. It’s called Touch My Body and it sounds like the usual shit. The thing that gets me though, is they used that voice thingy on her like they use for people who can’t sing like Britney and TPain. Isn’t she supposed to be one of the [...]

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