Is this the goddamned Olympic trials? Is Fergie a gymnast? Am I in Beijing?
I’m pretty sure Fergie was on the Today Show singing a shitty version of Heart’s Barracuda. However, it was quite confusing. What threw me off is her acting like slutty retard writhing around on the outdoor stage in front of cheering grandmas [...]

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HA-HA!
Know who this is???  Yeah… I didn’t either.  Don’t magazines have fucking editors or something?  Isn’t there someone in upper management that says to the intern: “Jessi, please put your triple skinny latte down and listen to me for a second.  Please know that we value your extensive experience in photoshopping burn victims ‘before’ pictures [...]

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