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See that there?! Rachel Bilson almost evoked an emotion from me; I’m heartened! Here she is at the Japanese premier of her movie Jumper looking like, uhhh…shit. Listen, on a bad day, she looks about a bajillion times better than me—I pass on the foundation and Crest White Strips too. [...]

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Janet Jackson’s new video for Feedback. I…uhhhh…am gonna wait till it’s really out to pass judgement. I can’t really tell what it sounds like to be honest so I’m gonna hold off on being an evil whore. What I will tell you is there is soccer, milk, aliens, choreography that looks (to [...]

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