I don’t wear panties under my moo moo.  However, I don’t wear my moo moo on national TV.  Jessica Simpson was on Good Morning America performing her shitteous song Come On Over in a moo moo with either no panties, or a severely wedged thong.  It’s kinda funny she gets shit about her low cut [...]

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Jessica Simpson was out slutting it up in white trash couture at Country Thunder in Randall, Wisconsin. Apparently, Jessica got booed by the crowd. Kenosha News Online reported the concert goers said the following:

“I just don’t hear the country in her; I don’t hear the twang. She’s not good enough to be here,” [...]

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Why wasn’t Jessica Simpson originally a country singer? She’s perfect for the NASCAR set: big titties, oblivious to privilege, no aversion to singing in a barn, in the back of a pickup truck or on a front porch. The Nascary people are probably half my family so I feel like I’m pretty fucking [...]

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US Magazine is reporting that Jessica is binge drinking to deal with the pain of seeing John Mayer with Jennifer Aniston. They said she drank for four hours on May 10 and had to call her mom for a ride home. Huh?
Drinking for four hours and calling for a ride home is binge [...]

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I fucking love this video. Best part of the video is the carrot peeling discussion. You know? I always wondered about that myself but with regards to bi/lesbian mainstream porn. I don’t know who in their right mind would want to get finger banged by a chick with acrylic nails!? [...]

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Gawd, like you’d fuck her any other way. Why you’d want a sex toy to resemble SJP, I have no clue. Maybe it’s supposed to be like the Durex ugly pillow ads.
 
They are blow up sex dolls based loosely, very loosely, on A-Listers. The term A-Lister is used loosely as well. [...]

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Mommy was a whore so you don’t have to be…DL
She must eat endangered Amazonian baby animals or something…DS [NSFW]
There’s not shit going on in the celeb world; I like that sweater…SNO
Not the worst thing that could’ve happened!…BF
SO excited…TVC
I heart Flava but not when he hates on zits…Jezzi
Ummmm…What happened to her!?…CC
Why does everyone hate [...]

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OK! Magazine is reporting that Tony Romo tried to break up with Jessica Simpson and go back to “being friends” but they went on a hunting vacation instead.
Listen, I’ve dated some athletes in my day and I’ll tell you—there’s more ass chasin’ those boys than you could possibly fathom. Question: if you could fuck [...]

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10. Kanye West

WAAAAAHHHHH!!! Nothing says “douche” more than winning and then bitching ’cause you didn’t win everything. Though he complained a lot in 2007, the most ridiculous was saying MTV was racist for having both the opening (Britney) and closing (medley featuring: Keri Hilson, Timbaland and his artists D.O.E and his younger [...]

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When Jessica wants a photo op to watch her new boyfriend play football, she has two options for a companion: Ken Paves (you know that pretty bitch doesn’t do football) or Dad.  She gets other guys to do stuff with her but, uh, they get to fuck her—so you see her dilemma.  Poor Jessica, if [...]

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