The new movie with Mark Walberg, Max Payne has premiered.  This is important for a few reasons:
1.  Mark Walberg makes me hot.  His bod is hot, his attitude is hot and his fiance is hot.  I like to think about doing the sexy times with them.  I don’t mind that he’s short ’cause I’ll never [...]

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Sweet Bebbe Jesus! It’s like Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie and Nelly Furtado—all rolled into one. You best believe I googled this aesthetically tortuous whore. She’s a model (no shit) and has done a couple big campaigns. God.
Note: from the pics I found, it doesn’t appear she an ass— that’s okay, I [...]

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