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It’s Friday Bitches!

August 8th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Thank Ali Lohan it’s Friday! (I decided I’m going to start praising her in place of The Messiah.) I’m so glad it’s the weekend; my busy season is winding down and work has been super boring lately. It’s good for you* ’cause I’ve been posting more but bad for me ’cause my [...]

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Poopies!

July 29th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Huge gallery of Dita nekked…GOB (NSFW)
I’m not the only fucked up motherfucker who likes tentacle rape. You’ll be shocked to know it’s SFW…FF
Britney out in a bikini…FM
Amy Winehouse is in the hospital, here’s the start of the end…SC
Matthew McConaughey’s bongos…ABH
Instead of thinking of her like this, I prefer to remember her like this…FD (NSFW)
He’s [...]

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*Insert Nelson Muntz Voice*

May 13th, 2008 · 4 Comments

HA-HA!
Know who this is???  Yeah… I didn’t either.  Don’t magazines have fucking editors or something?  Isn’t there someone in upper management that says to the intern: “Jessi, please put your triple skinny latte down and listen to me for a second.  Please know that we value your extensive experience in photoshopping burn victims ‘before’ pictures [...]

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