Hey, better late than never right?  Sorry dudies I’ve been busy getting ready for my muthafuckin’ election party!!!  Yes, I take every opportunity to drink that I can.  And apparently so does the lovely Coco!
Now, she said that she was going to celebrate Halloween naked but she lied.  However, she did bring the heat and [...]

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Here are some pictures of Nicole Coco Austin at the 7th Directors Guild of America Honors with Ice-T.  At first I was a little thrown off, Coco is looking uncharacteristically drab from afar.  There is no camel toe, you can barely see her nipples through her dress and there’s not a piece of faux fur [...]

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I don’t need another drug addiction but this looks downright fun…Afrojacks
I’m all for curves but what does she have wrapped around her ass and legs?  Ace bandages? I’ll take cellulite over weird body shape and movement-keep your Spanks in the drawer for sexy times…SOMGWTF
Mena Suvari Naked.  It’s good till you see the cornrows and acting…Etk!(Prob [...]

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LELE: BREAKFAST

Yet another reason to love Lily Allen…Yeeeah!
Oh! Dirty Boy wearing a DIRRRRTY Jock! (NSFW-cockage) f.y.i. I’m in lust with Vin. Yeah, yeah, i know, you are too…MFM-NSFW WHORES!
When you’re drunk? She looks like Venus of Urbino…GOB
Unbelieveable:”He had three dozen ways, none obscene, to describe his urinations, all recorded. He slept in two-hour stretches [...]

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Nicole “Coco” Austin put this up on her myspace calling herself “Spiderwoman.”
HELP! I’VE FALLEN AND I GOT A BUTT!

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Man guys, I’m rethinking my no-TV policy now that I’ve heard that Ice-T and Coco were on Celebrity Family Feud! Thanks to DListed for watching all the shit TV there is in the world and posting on the best parts so I don’t have to suffer through every night in excruciating pain. Joan [...]

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I think this video and song will prove to be the greatest artistic creation of the 21st century. I’ll tell you guys, I’ve had a hard time finding shit I want to post on lately. I’m not really willing to spend 15 minutes, let alone 1 minute writing about how Lindsay Lohan may [...]

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Coco and Ice-T had a dual birthday party! It was super awesome. All the stars were there. Coco wore an amazing sparkly dress from Forplay and Ice? Well, he wore his usual—attitude and Old Spice. These two are, hands down, the classiest couple in Hollywood right now.
 
I can’t even [...]

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Scrumtrulescent.
I don’t know if many of you are familiar with Plato’s Theory of forms but no one could argue with Coco truly being the essence of hoe. The perfect embodiment of hoe is not other worldly, oh no my friends, it’s right here on Earth in Coco. IN Coco. This woman [...]

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