I loves the befwhore and aftwhores.  I would love to quit work, eat cool ranch doritos and make celebrity before and after side-by-sides all day.  Jennifer Aniston is on my To Do list, along with Katie Holmes and Jessica Simpson.  I leafed through some 2 y.o. celeb mags a couple months ago.  The differences in [...]

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Up until about an hour ago I was barely able to form a complete sentence, let alone type a post.  I slept 15 hours last night in order to get to you, here today.  I apologize for missing a day but it was either type nothing or gibberish and ruin my keyboard in sake flavored [...]

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Hey! Good news! You know all that, wrinkle causing, polluted air you’ve been breathing and stress you’ve been dealing with? Turns out, Botox can get rid of all for the price of one! A report in the Journal of Neuroscience is saying (as I’m reading it) that Botox (botulinum neurotoxins) injections [...]

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Worth1000.com has done a contest to “detouch” celebrities. Contestants gave them oral herpes, stitches, zits, bruises and stretch marks. Tres Garbage Pail Kids. It’s entertaining in the “I like to pick at any zit I have” sorta way. Oooohhh, get that blackhead Scarlett—squeeze it ’till it busts all over the [...]

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Yep, E! News is reporting that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are pregnant with their first child:
“The couple are thrilled,” Kidman’s U.S.-based rep Catherine Olim said.
I think they will make a lovely child. Perhaps the little tyke will look something like this:

My only question is: what do they feed the thing [...]

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Australian native Nicole Kidman was in Sydney yesterday for the premier of The Golden Compass.  She signed autographs and met with fans for 10 min. looking even more like a goddamned alien than usual.  Is she so out of touch with reality that she actually considers dressing up like a silver bullet vibrator, a fashion [...]

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Nicole Kidman is a REALDOLL!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!

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According to Perezzzz…Nicole’s kids don’t call her “mom” anymore. She said in an interview:
 
“My kids don’t call me mommy, they don’t even call me mom. They call me Nicole, which I hate and tell them off for it…Yes, they’re being raised as Scientologists. I don’t want to go there…My [...]

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At a press conference for Angelina’s new movie “Beowulf” she was asked about this cover. Apparently W Magazine put out an “art issue” for November and put 9 different “works of art” on 9 different covers. One of those covers is Jennifer Aniston and one is of Angelina. (a.k.a. W’s sales are [...]

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