Thank god this fucking day is over.  Just when I think we’re going to transition smoothly into the weekend, I see Perez has up that Britney may or may not be practicing a dance routine for Sunday night’s VMAs.  I seriously doubt they would pass on the opportunity to make more money off of her [...]

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Marey Carey and Bai Ling at the EA Sports Freestyle Launch for Facebreaker.

Facebreaker indeed!

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I don’t need another drug addiction but this looks downright fun…Afrojacks
I’m all for curves but what does she have wrapped around her ass and legs?  Ace bandages? I’ll take cellulite over weird body shape and movement-keep your Spanks in the drawer for sexy times…SOMGWTF
Mena Suvari Naked.  It’s good till you see the cornrows and acting…Etk!(Prob [...]

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Tara Reid’s new clothing line will be decorated with “trinkets, charms and beads” in eight colors to “inspire emotions.”  Unless they got chardonnay yellow or rum punch red, bitch has no takers over here.  Tara Reid helping us with “putting into the universe what you want in life” by adorning hoe clothes with crayola beads [...]

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Lucky for that bitch hers is downy, luminous and blond. How’s that shake out? Shaving my legs is like sweeping gravel with a switch broom; shit is impossible and thick. I don’t shave and I’m stuck wearing pants to work so I don’t offend the delicate sensibilities of the Midwesterners milling about. [...]

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“Ooh!? Are they looking?” *grunts and bends over farther*
Why isn’t it good enough for her that she looks like that at 45? Will she never be satiated by attention solely for her looks? At what age does she stop loving herself in proportion to her wrinkles?
Doesn’t she want to go save some [...]

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Someone gave Kim Kardashian a microphone and a leotard: may the divine Ali Lohan save us all. Don’t ask me what kind of red waterwing fuckery this is, all I know is that I pity the Armenian sweat shop worker that bedazzled her fucking name into that outfit!
If those coked-out club goers gave two [...]

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I just found this shit somewhere.  I’m fucking wasted right now and even I noticed the hellofa time they had getting her to look normal, sober or attractive.  Jesus she’s a fucking mess and they’re still putting out videos.  What the fuck is wrong with her promoters!?  I know no one is buying that shit [...]

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What excuse could you possible have for ashy knees when you are rich like Kim Kardashian?  Is it just me or are her knees looking busted up ta hell? If she’s not minding her knees then I can’t imagine what toilet paper ballie, fuzzie wonders lie in her clap trap.  Happy Visual-Images Saturday!
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Why does she keep hanging on?  I hope you know me enough by now, you know I give credit where talent lies.  She has no talent, sewwwww I went looking for pictures of her where she looked beautiful.  I was hoping, somewhere, at sometime, maybe in the ’80s, she was hot.
No hotness, only eyebrows.  I [...]

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