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Do you think these chicks get bronzer on the toilet paper when they wipe their ass?  Not being a total skank myself, I wonder these things.  I was watching Dr.90210 the other night and a skeezer (bringin’ it back) bleached her asshole.  I don’t know why but it kinda made me wonder: just how fucking [...]

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The New York Times writer Ginia Bellafante did a review of the new season of The Hills. Me thinks Ginia was a tad pissed that she has worked hard enough to secure a post at the prestigious NYT only to end up reviewing reality shows based on the vacuous shiny bimbos of The [...]

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I never thought I’d see the day that Heidi Montag would get an accompaniment besides Spencer’s alley cat moan. Hold on to your seats people this is bigger than anything you could have ever imagined—Britney’s crazy ass did a duet with Cum-dumpster-Montage called Dramatic.
Where’s the Auto Tune when you need it!? I knew [...]

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Here’s Heidi Montag’s new video, apparently. It looks like it was filmed on some home camcorder and cut up on her pc. You know when an artist puts out a song and some lame-o puts it up on YouTube over a static photo or a montage of stills? That’s what I thought [...]

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If I had to describe the perfect receptacle for a homeless meth addict’s HIV infected smegma it would be Heidi Montag. She is on The Hills and she is an annoying twat.
Can I say twat on here? Who knows, I have no ads up anymore so fuck it.
Anywhoo, for some reason [...]

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