Paris Hilton has done a follow up to her “presidency” video at funnyordie.com with Martin Sheen.  That scumbag Charlie Sheen is in it too.  It sucks. I just wanted to post it so you guys could make fun of them.  I think I’ve said just about everything I can about those cumdumpsters but maybe you [...]

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I got a shit ton of links to share with you guys; I’ve been surfing too much and not posting enough the past few weeks.  I know you’re probably still trying to tear yourself away from the last freaky doll post but I had to do it to you again.  I don’t know if these [...]

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Ah poor Paris- contemplating what could have been.  Vacillating between self worship and worry; wondering, what possibly, could you need to survive college besides bronzer and knee pads?  What-must-the-battle-look-like, going on in that head of hers?  Is she contemplating thoughts of academia or trying to remember her debit pin?  Dreaming of college boys or taking [...]

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Some dude paints celeb dolls with shiny eyes that will haunt your dreams.  I’ll put up Johnny and few others but you should go to the site, to scare, yourself.  They creep me out so bad I had a hard time downloading the pictures.  I felt like a schizophrenic; I had to turn the computer [...]

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Lucky for that bitch hers is downy, luminous and blond. How’s that shake out? Shaving my legs is like sweeping gravel with a switch broom; shit is impossible and thick. I don’t shave and I’m stuck wearing pants to work so I don’t offend the delicate sensibilities of the Midwesterners milling about. [...]

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Paris Hilton’s response to McCain using her in his Obama attack ad. Good for her. I can see the media and celeb blogs picking on her but not the candidate for the next president [...]

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McCainBlogette.com: anything that a blonde chick puts an “ette” after is automatic FAIL.
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JM: “Quick Meghan: who are some of the most famous celebrities in the world?”
MM: “Uhhhhhh…Gosh! There’s so many! *twirls hair and bites frosted cupcake lipgloss* Jeez! I dunno, like Britney Spears?”
JM: “Uh-huh” *jotting feriously*
MM: “Lauren?”
JM: “Lauren Bacall?”
MM: “No Daddy! [...]

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HA-HA!
Know who this is???  Yeah… I didn’t either.  Don’t magazines have fucking editors or something?  Isn’t there someone in upper management that says to the intern: “Jessi, please put your triple skinny latte down and listen to me for a second.  Please know that we value your extensive experience in photoshopping burn victims ‘before’ pictures [...]

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Portishead released their new video for The Rip for subscribers to their site. I got the special email, ’cause, well, I’m fuckin’ special. However, some asshole stole it and put it on YouTube so you can see it too. Sharing’s caring!
More Aria ’cause I love you…ATTU (nsfw)
Putin is like Hugh Hefner but [...]

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Solange even thinks Ashlee’s a reject…MTO
Colonics aren’t that bad…Jezzi
I’d take Kim’s ass over Paris’ grill anyday…MSN
It’s long but worth it. Hardest I’ve laughed inna while…UP
Damn well better be child endangerment!…ICYDK
Fucking idiot…TB
Creepy is right!…EBW
Geri Halliwell nude (site NSFW)…TM
Great Ashton Kutcher observation…HT
I don’t really give a shit about American Idol but this is funny…GM
I got [...]

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