Okay, how could he not be man meat!  Yes!  He licks ballz!  You don’t say?  Me too!  Wah Hoo!
Um hai, can you even imagine him and some other pretty model boy getting it on?  Nekked, sweaty, lithe boys all greased up with little to no body hair?  I can and it’s making me squirm in [...]

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I’m not going to do it, but you can here…SFMS
Isn’t the whole “artist formerly known as” very 90s?  Don’t answer that, ’cause yes whores, yes it is.  I have no clue why Beyonce is doing this, at least Prince had an artistic/copyright/legal reason.  It’s dumb.  Just like The House of Dereon’s clothes.  Please note: the [...]

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Meat! Meat!  This beautiful man is half Black, half Italian and all kindsa sexy!  Yeowch!  Considering the week I’ve had and the debilitating cramps, you’d think the last thing I’d want flexing is my vagina but Anthony has healed me.  HEeeeeeeealed me!  Praise the jizz lord, hallelujah.
I was originally looking for one of those skinny, [...]

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Comic from here.
Somebody pissed off their hairstylist…RPO
All kinds of awesome…Adam and Eve is putting on a sex toy Halloween costume contest…AE
This entry reminded me of this porn. (NSFW)
All about your vagina! What’s better than that?…Myvag.net
Dead presidents discuss McCain.  Juvenile, but giggle worthy…23/6
BOOBS! SFW BOOBS!…CR
Um, her pussy looks,um…Different.  This is why some girls should not be [...]

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Some dude paints celeb dolls with shiny eyes that will haunt your dreams.  I’ll put up Johnny and few others but you should go to the site, to scare, yourself.  They creep me out so bad I had a hard time downloading the pictures.  I felt like a schizophrenic; I had to turn the computer [...]

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But don’t worry, Pirates II is out now!!!
If there’s anything that will make me feel better about record financial losses, it is the largest budget porn movie ever made!  And BellaDonna is in it!!! We’re huge Bella fans here in case you’re just tuning in.  If pirate fucking doesn’t bring a bit of sunshine [...]

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Today is my birthdayyyyyyyyyyy!!!  I tried to video blog for you guys last night but it needed editing and I’m, well, lazy.  Sorry I haven’t posted but I’ve been super busy pouring alcohol on the last of my 20s.  As an offering of love and apology to you, I am sharing the Cheeto Penis!!!  My [...]

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Thank god this fucking day is over.  Just when I think we’re going to transition smoothly into the weekend, I see Perez has up that Britney may or may not be practicing a dance routine for Sunday night’s VMAs.  I seriously doubt they would pass on the opportunity to make more money off of her [...]

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I don’t need another drug addiction but this looks downright fun…Afrojacks
I’m all for curves but what does she have wrapped around her ass and legs?  Ace bandages? I’ll take cellulite over weird body shape and movement-keep your Spanks in the drawer for sexy times…SOMGWTF
Mena Suvari Naked.  It’s good till you see the cornrows and acting…Etk!(Prob [...]

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I know I’ve been slacking on the man meat. I’m ever so sorry. Between training (don’t ask) and my rag, my otherwise insatiable sex drive, has been going towards feeding that muscle tissue and red blood cell production. You’d think I’d be craving more visual meat; instead I’ve been frequenting The Outback [...]

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