Stage and concept for the show was Hollywood’s equivalent of doing it from their basement.  When I saw the size of the crowd and the stars they had, I seriously reconsidered my “no boozin’ on the sabbath” plan.  Let me get this straight—Lil’ Wayne and Rihanna performed twice?  Someone assumed we wanted them to perform [...]

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So, I think I’m in the clear ’cause my Grandma doesn’t read this blog; I hope your grandma doesn’t either. Otherwise, I’d have to write something like “hummmmm, what could these two vegetarians be hunting with their midriffs showing and mouths agape?” Slutty McSlutterton wants to know. A BK Big Fish [...]

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I hope there’s a sex tape…PS
She’s obviously not breast feeding…TS
Open mouth, insert…ETk! 
A combination for hilarity…DS
Ho-ly shit…B
The shit happens to me ALL the time…TM [NSFW]
Douche out of water…HT
Paris’ vagina spotted…DM
Potatohead! HA!…SC

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