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But don’t worry, Pirates II is out now!!!
If there’s anything that will make me feel better about record financial losses, it is the largest budget porn movie ever made!  And BellaDonna is in it!!! We’re huge Bella fans here in case you’re just tuning in.  If pirate fucking doesn’t bring a bit of sunshine [...]

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Just think, she paid someone money so she could look like this.  Kinda makes me happy I don’t have a high level of financial liquidity; aka— any.  I can’t imagine what I’d do if I could fulfill every dismorphic whim that beset my alternatingly sober/intoxicated little mind.  I’d probably have both sets of genitals, a [...]

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Teddygoodtimes and MsMolly won!  It is indeeeed Tila Tequila.  You guys are the smurtest!!! Not to mention faaking funny; thanks for the comments you crack me up.
I woke up in a horrible mood today; I’m having one of those “I suck and fail at everything” days.  The fact that Tila Tequila has a book coming [...]

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Guess who:
1. Wears pink nail polish with a red shirt
2.  Has hair that looks as real as Miley Cyrus’ grill
3.  Wants us to buy lumber jack plaid with ruffles and a satin belt
4.  Expects us to believe those lopsided flesh balloons are sexy and actually hers
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I don’t need another drug addiction but this looks downright fun…Afrojacks
I’m all for curves but what does she have wrapped around her ass and legs?  Ace bandages? I’ll take cellulite over weird body shape and movement-keep your Spanks in the drawer for sexy times…SOMGWTF
Mena Suvari Naked.  It’s good till you see the cornrows and acting…Etk!(Prob [...]

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Buy Inspire. A perfume made by someone you don’t know, with Christina Aguilera’s name on it.  If you want to emulate “Christina’s love for constantly expressing her femininity in surprising ways” see below.
HAIR DYE: Color Gel: Oleic Acid; Aqua/Water; Cocamide MIPA; Octyldodecanol; Benzyl Alcohol; Alcohol Denat.; Ethanolamine; Ammonium Hydroxide; Oleth-30; Hexadimethrine Chloride; MEA-Laureth Sulfate; Parfum/Fragrance; [...]

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When I saw these red carpet pictures of supermodel Eva Herzigova I immediately thought of Barbie dolls.  But not the pretty in-the-box Barbies, oh no.  She looks like those Barbies that you took in the bathtub with you.  The ones with their hair all matted and cut up by the safety scissors; lookin’ nasty half [...]

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Tara Reid’s new clothing line will be decorated with “trinkets, charms and beads” in eight colors to “inspire emotions.”  Unless they got chardonnay yellow or rum punch red, bitch has no takers over here.  Tara Reid helping us with “putting into the universe what you want in life” by adorning hoe clothes with crayola beads [...]

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LELE: BREAKFAST

Yet another reason to love Lily Allen…Yeeeah!
Oh! Dirty Boy wearing a DIRRRRTY Jock! (NSFW-cockage) f.y.i. I’m in lust with Vin. Yeah, yeah, i know, you are too…MFM-NSFW WHORES!
When you’re drunk? She looks like Venus of Urbino…GOB
Unbelieveable:”He had three dozen ways, none obscene, to describe his urinations, all recorded. He slept in two-hour stretches [...]

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