Traci Bingham has been quite the whore about town lately.  She keeps popping up for photo ops: taking out her trash in see through shirts, arching her back like an alley cat in estrous and prying her belly button open.  I don’t get that last one; I can only assume it’s meant to be suggestive [...]

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When I saw these pictures I immediately thought of Mike Myers when he plays Simon the tub boy.  Lindsay is the whoreier version but I’m sure the mental capacity and maturity level is comparable.  I can so picture her saying to the photographer “are you looking at my bum!?”  So many pseudo stars have fake [...]

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It’s hard to believe that Vida Guerra is 34.  That tiny 5′3″ body has overcome the pitfalls of age and plastic surgery with her ba-donk-adonk, lack of celulite and well done fakkies.  I’m happy she decided to go with the thong, if only for those of us who would if we could but can’t.  Bootah!

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Ironic, the nature of a satyr was in “opposition to urbanity, decorum, and civilization itself.”  Kinda sounds like Kim Kardashian’s whole persona.  Of course, that’s associating urbanity with refinement and class.  Not urbanity as it is thought of now: gas guzzling SUVs, supersized fried foods and unabashed consumerism.  If that were the case, Kim’s might [...]

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I never get sick of those motivational joke posters…UMOA
Extreme activities competition…Flabber
This is just hilarious. To me.  So yeah, it’s probably just sick…SO
My head is lopsided bitch! Suck a dick…AfroJ
So much awesomeness in one blog, I can’t even tell ya…LP
Some scientists can tell how much of a orgasm slut I am.  Awesome…SR
Funny ads to get you [...]

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Looking at these pictures once again elucidated for me how manufactured female sexuality and femininity can be. Two women that are so different, yet both are supposed to be “sexy.”  Then I remembered I had a dream about Isis from America’s Next Top Model last night.  Isis was the first transgendered person to be considered [...]

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Some dude paints celeb dolls with shiny eyes that will haunt your dreams.  I’ll put up Johnny and few others but you should go to the site, to scare, yourself.  They creep me out so bad I had a hard time downloading the pictures.  I felt like a schizophrenic; I had to turn the computer [...]

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Playboy has chosen to offer some of their corporate collection to the public for a’biddin’.  With bids from $500 to $26,000, the titty cartoon is fetching some big money!  I’m no art connoisseur.  However, it looks to me like some of those Playboy cartoons wouldn’t have made it out of an undergrad art show if [...]

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Is the triangle supposed to stand for anything in particular? Ding! Ding!

The cancer song “Just Stand Up!” sucks.  Rich at FourFour sets out to prove it…FF
Battle of the bandage dresses.  Whaaaa? It’s fall. I’ve been shopping a lot mother fuckers…DMCUK
A Rose is a rose is a rose is a rose…I couldn’t fight it…DPOA (NSFW)
Thanks Kebin [...]

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