Looking at these pictures once again elucidated for me how manufactured female sexuality and femininity can be. Two women that are so different, yet both are supposed to be “sexy.”  Then I remembered I had a dream about Isis from America’s Next Top Model last night.  Isis was the first transgendered person to be considered [...]

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Some dude paints celeb dolls with shiny eyes that will haunt your dreams.  I’ll put up Johnny and few others but you should go to the site, to scare, yourself.  They creep me out so bad I had a hard time downloading the pictures.  I felt like a schizophrenic; I had to turn the computer [...]

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Playboy has chosen to offer some of their corporate collection to the public for a’biddin’.  With bids from $500 to $26,000, the titty cartoon is fetching some big money!  I’m no art connoisseur.  However, it looks to me like some of those Playboy cartoons wouldn’t have made it out of an undergrad art show if [...]

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Looks like more than Kendra is on the outs. Dasha Astafieva is a Ukrainian model who has apparently caught the eye of Hugh Hefner in a big way. So much so, the Towheaded Triumvirate are getting squirmy. Plan B time ladies; get to the pole!
According to Russia Today the Ukrainian Playboy [...]

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From one whore to another: you’re gonna have to step up your game. Oh no, I’m not talking about golf. I’m talking about your whore game. Your exchange of goods and services with Hugh Hefner is winding down to an end and you’re on the outs, girl. It’s time to start [...]

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The Chicago Sun Times is reporting that Robert Downey Jr. is now slated to play Baby Huey in the upcoming biopic about Hugh Hefner. I say “baby Huey” ‘caaaaaause, he shits his pants…Get it? Babies and old people shit in their diapers…It’s an ageist joke…Very un-P.C….Yet, hilarious…To me…
*kicks an old person just [...]

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Portishead released their new video for The Rip for subscribers to their site. I got the special email, ’cause, well, I’m fuckin’ special. However, some asshole stole it and put it on YouTube so you can see it too. Sharing’s caring!
More Aria ’cause I love you…ATTU (nsfw)
Putin is like Hugh Hefner but [...]

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Anytime I have the opportunity to let you know about Paris getting disrespected, tripped, decapitated,  ignored, fought with, dumped, infected, amputated, etc…I will.  That being said, I reveled to find out that not only did The Hottie and The Nottie tank, she also got dissed by John Mayer at a Grammy after-party and her little [...]

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