Marey Carey and Bai Ling at the EA Sports Freestyle Launch for Facebreaker.

Facebreaker indeed!

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I don’t need another drug addiction but this looks downright fun…Afrojacks
I’m all for curves but what does she have wrapped around her ass and legs?  Ace bandages? I’ll take cellulite over weird body shape and movement-keep your Spanks in the drawer for sexy times…SOMGWTF
Mena Suvari Naked.  It’s good till you see the cornrows and acting…Etk!(Prob [...]

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CRYING WHILE MASTURBATING MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD MONOTHEIST

Apparently David Duchovny has checked himself into rehab for his addiction to porn.  Now, I contemplated just typing that sentence and leaving it, but you know me and porn—I can’t just leave it alone.  I just keep talking about the topic of porn, over and over.  “Hey look [...]

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This week’s Alien vs. Predator is porn’s punk rock princess, Joanna Angel vs. the Italian model Bianca Balti.  Although Bianca has enviable lips and almond shaped eyes, as I usually do, I’m gonna have to go with the naughty one!  Naughty!  Naughty!  Yay!
Plus, quite frankly, the certain willingness for me to put a finger in [...]

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Yes its true! I have a bun in the oven!!!!!

Jenna Jameson posts personal pictures on her myspace all the time. Lucky for us we get to see her first public “baby belly” picture. If you assume she looks like a normal person you wouldn’t say she’s showing yet, but remember, she looked like [...]

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Hey ya’ll motherfukas! The week’s alien fits the bill but here’s the snag: she looks like the product of some sort of alien, Denise Richards, Jenna Jameson petri dish fuck up. I don’t know how this chick is a model when she looks like Denise and Jenna but she is and apparently a [...]

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LELE: BREAKFAST

Yet another reason to love Lily Allen…Yeeeah!
Oh! Dirty Boy wearing a DIRRRRTY Jock! (NSFW-cockage) f.y.i. I’m in lust with Vin. Yeah, yeah, i know, you are too…MFM-NSFW WHORES!
When you’re drunk? She looks like Venus of Urbino…GOB
Unbelieveable:”He had three dozen ways, none obscene, to describe his urinations, all recorded. He slept in two-hour stretches [...]

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What excuse could you possible have for ashy knees when you are rich like Kim Kardashian?  Is it just me or are her knees looking busted up ta hell? If she’s not minding her knees then I can’t imagine what toilet paper ballie, fuzzie wonders lie in her clap trap.  Happy Visual-Images Saturday!
Best typo ever–- [...]

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Thank Ali Lohan it’s Friday! (I decided I’m going to start praising her in place of The Messiah.) I’m so glad it’s the weekend; my busy season is winding down and work has been super boring lately. It’s good for you* ’cause I’ve been posting more but bad for me ’cause my [...]

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Oh ho!  Lookie what’s wees gots this week!  Digital Playground’s new contract star Gabriella Fox vs. Luz Elena Gonzalez, Univision host, former Miss Mexico and hot ass bikini model.  This is not a battle between model and porn star!  This is triumph for all of us!
I am completely torn on this one guys, 19 year [...]

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