I don’t need another drug addiction but this looks downright fun…Afrojacks
I’m all for curves but what does she have wrapped around her ass and legs?  Ace bandages? I’ll take cellulite over weird body shape and movement-keep your Spanks in the drawer for sexy times…SOMGWTF
Mena Suvari Naked.  It’s good till you see the cornrows and acting…Etk!(Prob [...]

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CRYING WHILE MASTURBATING MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD MONOTHEIST

Apparently David Duchovny has checked himself into rehab for his addiction to porn.  Now, I contemplated just typing that sentence and leaving it, but you know me and porn—I can’t just leave it alone.  I just keep talking about the topic of porn, over and over.  “Hey look [...]

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Tara Reid’s new clothing line will be decorated with “trinkets, charms and beads” in eight colors to “inspire emotions.”  Unless they got chardonnay yellow or rum punch red, bitch has no takers over here.  Tara Reid helping us with “putting into the universe what you want in life” by adorning hoe clothes with crayola beads [...]

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LELE: BREAKFAST

Yet another reason to love Lily Allen…Yeeeah!
Oh! Dirty Boy wearing a DIRRRRTY Jock! (NSFW-cockage) f.y.i. I’m in lust with Vin. Yeah, yeah, i know, you are too…MFM-NSFW WHORES!
When you’re drunk? She looks like Venus of Urbino…GOB
Unbelieveable:”He had three dozen ways, none obscene, to describe his urinations, all recorded. He slept in two-hour stretches [...]

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All that hoity-toity camera lighting, touch-ups, filters and even nipple in Eva’s shoot; still, I’d still say Gia has it wrapped up. Plus, doesn’t it look cold where Eva is? Fuck cold sand!
I’d take a mediocre companion in a place somewhere tropical like Gia’s shoot, over golden cock in Antarctica any day! Hell, [...]

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Looks like more than Kendra is on the outs. Dasha Astafieva is a Ukrainian model who has apparently caught the eye of Hugh Hefner in a big way. So much so, the Towheaded Triumvirate are getting squirmy. Plan B time ladies; get to the pole!
According to Russia Today the Ukrainian Playboy [...]

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Thank Ali Lohan it’s Friday! (I decided I’m going to start praising her in place of The Messiah.) I’m so glad it’s the weekend; my busy season is winding down and work has been super boring lately. It’s good for you* ’cause I’ve been posting more but bad for me ’cause my [...]

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Huge gallery of Dita nekked…GOB (NSFW)
I’m not the only fucked up motherfucker who likes tentacle rape. You’ll be shocked to know it’s SFW…FF
Britney out in a bikini…FM
Amy Winehouse is in the hospital, here’s the start of the end…SC
Matthew McConaughey’s bongos…ABH
Instead of thinking of her like this, I prefer to remember her like this…FD (NSFW)
He’s [...]

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This week’s Alien Vs. Predator is Brazilian model Isabeli Fontana Vs. Japanese porn star Suzuka Ishikawa. Who’s more extrawhoredinary? This is gonna be a tough one and I’m sure you’ll come down firmly on one side or the other. Personally, I’m kinda over the whole Victoria’s Secret Brazilian Supermodel craze and am [...]

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Leonardo Dicaprio and I do not have the same taste. I wouldn’t kick Bar or Gisele out of bed but they wouldn’t be in my top 25 either. This week’s AVP is Bar Rafaeli vs. some hot porno chick who has “Carmen” on her photo set. I’m sure that’s her porn name. [...]

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