Angelina is in therapy according to Star Magazine because she thinks she’s fat.  These are pictures from her first post-twin red carpet walk.  Yeah, super fat.  I can’t believe Brad can choke down his vomit long enough to impregnate her.  She’s really revolting.
“She still thinks she’s fat,” says a source. “She barely touches the food [...]

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Yes its true! I have a bun in the oven!!!!!

Jenna Jameson posts personal pictures on her myspace all the time. Lucky for us we get to see her first public “baby belly” picture. If you assume she looks like a normal person you wouldn’t say she’s showing yet, but remember, she looked like [...]

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I’m gonna skip over all the Tito, steroid, impotence jokes. I’m also going to pass on all the “her vagina’s so big” jokes ’cause they’re lame. So I’ll just cut to the chase: Jenna Jameson is reportedly pregnant with Tito Ortiz’s bebbeh. I’m happy for her; I know she’s said she [...]

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Huh! Who could have seen that coming back in 2006? If only there-would-have-been-a-clue.
Welp, either way, Britney Spears has settled with Kevin Federline and given him sole custody of their sons Sean Peston, 2 1/2 and Jayden, 11/2. She gets monitored twice-weekly visits and 1 overnight visit with room to increase. Provided [...]

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Looks like Uma Thurman is pregnant.  Ohhhhhh…That’s why she decided to get married to whitey-whitey Euro boy. I get it now.  Well, actually I don’t get it. Why do people get married just because they’re knocked up?  It’s ’cause of baby jesus isn’t it?
TRUST ME, BABY JESUS CRIES BECAUSE YOU’RE WHORES, NOT BECAUSE YOU’RE INSEMINATED
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Up until about an hour ago I was barely able to form a complete sentence, let alone type a post.  I slept 15 hours last night in order to get to you, here today.  I apologize for missing a day but it was either type nothing or gibberish and ruin my keyboard in sake flavored [...]

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Here’s Tiga’s new video with International Supastar Transexual Amanda Lepore. She looks so hot in pictures but she has less facial movement than a Real Doll. She’s like a big-titted fuck doll everywhere else, so I guess it evens out. I’m not sure why when a EX boy girl transexual slices herself [...]

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Here is Salma Hayek–with her hot ass– at the Women In Films 2008 Lucy Crystal Awards (Yeah, I know, they should abbreviate that shit) and I noticed she looked a little weird…Befwhore and afwhore pics for you to see if you can tell the diff… Remember, she just had a baby so she’s on [...]

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Us magazine is reporting that Jessica Alba had Cash Warren’s meal ticket.  Oops!  Did I say that!?  Yikes, I’m inappropriate!  I meant they had a baby named Honor Marie Warren.  I’m sure she’s beautiful.
Wait I take that back, I’m sure she’ll be beautiful in a couple days.  Newborns look like lil’ purple aliens with cone [...]

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Maybe Halle is part alien! Or maybe she is just incredibly physically gifted and works her ass off to get back in shape after having a bebbeh. Either way, she was out and about looking fantastic!
Mah-Ma!

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