I don’t need another drug addiction but this looks downright fun…Afrojacks
I’m all for curves but what does she have wrapped around her ass and legs? Ace bandages? I’ll take cellulite over weird body shape and movement-keep your Spanks in the drawer for sexy times…SOMGWTF
Mena Suvari Naked. It’s good till you see the cornrows and acting…Etk!(Prob [...]
Entries Tagged as 'random shit'
Kate Moss Needs A Match
September 4th, 2008 · 2 Comments
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Nella Got Implants? Extrawhoredinary
August 22nd, 2008 · 2 Comments
The funniest thing about Extrawhoredinary is your comments. Seriously, I laugh my ass off almost everyday. Thank god it’s round and voluptuous, withstanding the test of your hilarity. The second most hilarious, is the search terms people type in to get to the site. I’d like to say I’m a creative [...]
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Nut Snack
August 22nd, 2008 · 4 Comments
Thanks Dave! Video from Gawker.
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Beijing Olympic Cheerleaders
August 12th, 2008 · 1 Comment
During every event at this year’s Olympics, China has provided cheerleaders. It makes perfect sense. You know, ’cause all those hours of training and genetic perfection aren’t worthy of watching unless it’s preceded by gyrating tits and ass. Right?
Update for more here.
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It’s Friday Bitches!
August 8th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Thank Ali Lohan it’s Friday! (I decided I’m going to start praising her in place of The Messiah.) I’m so glad it’s the weekend; my busy season is winding down and work has been super boring lately. It’s good for you* ’cause I’ve been posting more but bad for me ’cause my [...]
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Whores & Penguins: This Should Have Been Hotter
August 7th, 2008 · No Comments
But it’s still funny…And I take the eggs! Eggs are the bomb!
See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
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I <3 Video Hoes
August 5th, 2008 · 2 Comments
I mean “hoes” in the most respectful way i can conjure. I don’t actually mean they’re hookers; they perform a necessary and important duty! Video hoe is a term that has clouded up an important point: if there weren’t video hoes, mainstream hip-hop would not exist. Video hoes are extrawhoredinary and lend [...]
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I Need You Guys
August 4th, 2008 · 12 Comments
Help! I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. I need you to tell me I’m not fucked up for: watching this video in horror, mouth agape and still getting turned on. I know I’m completely gone when it comes to sexual deviancy and I’m okay with that.
However today, I need to [...]
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Best Use Of Teenaged Boys In A Video-EVER
July 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment
And that includes porn, so you know it’s funny.
Wife beater? Check.
Shopping cart? Check.
Rainbow sucker and matching stained tongue? Check.
Braces? Thank god, check.
Pure Hilarity.
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Poopies!
July 29th, 2008 · 4 Comments
Huge gallery of Dita nekked…GOB (NSFW)
I’m not the only fucked up motherfucker who likes tentacle rape. You’ll be shocked to know it’s SFW…FF
Britney out in a bikini…FM
Amy Winehouse is in the hospital, here’s the start of the end…SC
Matthew McConaughey’s bongos…ABH
Instead of thinking of her like this, I prefer to remember her like this…FD (NSFW)
He’s [...]
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