Broke too. You’d be broke down as well, if all you did all day and all night was fuck and schlep Louis Vuitton luggage. Page Six is reporting that Mariah had so much luggage that it wouldn’t fit on her chartered plane to Las Vegas. Two members of her entourage had to fly separately on [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Rap Whores'
Nick Looks Tiret
October 13th, 2008 · 3 Comments
Tags: Music Whores · Rap Whores · mariah carey · nick cannon · sex toys
There’s No Black People In Alaska
September 10th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Diddy blogs again…About McCain and Palin this time. It’s adroit, persuasive and life changing.
I should be a millionaire.
Tags: barack obama · john mccain · p diddy
MTV VMAs
September 8th, 2008 · 5 Comments
Stage and concept for the show was Hollywood’s equivalent of doing it from their basement. When I saw the size of the crowd and the stars they had, I seriously reconsidered my “no boozin’ on the sabbath” plan. Let me get this straight—Lil’ Wayne and Rihanna performed twice? Someone assumed we wanted them to perform [...]
Tags: Music Whores · Paparazzi Whores · Rap Whores · bad music · britney spears · katy perry · kid rock · lil' wayne · ll cool j · mtv · pink · rihanna · sexy gay women
Kate Moss Needs A Match
September 4th, 2008 · 2 Comments
I don’t need another drug addiction but this looks downright fun…Afrojacks
I’m all for curves but what does she have wrapped around her ass and legs? Ace bandages? I’ll take cellulite over weird body shape and movement-keep your Spanks in the drawer for sexy times…SOMGWTF
Mena Suvari Naked. It’s good till you see the cornrows and acting…Etk!(Prob [...]
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Diddy Has It Rough
August 27th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Here’s a video blog from P.Diddy bitching about how he has to fly American Airlines. He explains here that taking his private jet is too expensive now that gas prices are so high. “Like $250,000 a month!” He also lies and says he’s in coach but you and I both know there’s [...]
Tags: p diddy · the line has been crossed
I <3 Video Hoes
August 5th, 2008 · 2 Comments
I mean “hoes” in the most respectful way i can conjure. I don’t actually mean they’re hookers; they perform a necessary and important duty! Video hoe is a term that has clouded up an important point: if there weren’t video hoes, mainstream hip-hop would not exist. Video hoes are extrawhoredinary and lend [...]
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She Owns Your Concept Of Beauty: CS3
July 10th, 2008 · 3 Comments
Does anyone know what this woman really looks like? No, Nick Cannon doesn’t even know. I’ll bet she comes out of the bathroom in her nightie to a smoke machine; oh! and one’a them buckets they use to dump snow in movies but it’s peppering bronzer all over the room. Where does [...]
Tags: mariah carey · nick cannon · plastic
Um Kanye? No.
July 7th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Kanye West continues his cross-product swath of commercial destruction.
Attempting to be cute, creative or cheeky (I can’t really tell), the people at Absolute Vodka (sponsoring his tour) have done this video as an attempt at viral marketing. They won’t succeed so I felt safe posting on this. I realize the irony of my [...]
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Pretty, Subservient, Husbands Are Good For You
May 29th, 2008 · 3 Comments
So often, women are fed lines regarding our weight primarily to disempower. Think about it: “oh, you’re unhappy! you’re too skinny!” or “it’s happy fat! you’re comfortable, don’t worry about it.” I call— bullshit! Because it’s never “oh, you’re happy and healthy and taking care of yourself—good for you!” Seems [...]
Tags: mariah carey · nick cannon
Toot! Toot! Beep! Beep!
May 5th, 2008 · 2 Comments
You know when you have kids around, you have to have toys…I think it’s sweet that R. Kelly uses the children around his recording studio for inspiration…Toot! Toot! Beep! Beep!
The 41-year-old R&B superstar is accused of videotaping himself having sex with a girl estimated to be 13 or 14. He has pleaded not [...]
Tags: r.kelly · the line has been crossed