Angelina cries.  It’s not funny but I think tears were great lube.  Naturally, the clip adds to her hotness for me…GF
Damn spider drawings…TB
You can masturbate.  Just don’t strangle hookers while you do it…LOLGOD(loves the site)
Boobies! (NSFW)…DSFF
All the Britney Spears For the Record promo commericals.  I’m so excited!…TVPC
In case anyone still uses Limewire…IB!
Megan Fox is a [...]

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It’s absolutely astounding to me what she gets away with by just shrugging her shoulders and giggling.  Every time I see her do anything I want to drive a metal spike into my ear.  How she can be representative of youth in anyway is beyond me.  I hope this economic crisis at least diminishes her [...]

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I’m not going to do it, but you can here…SFMS
Isn’t the whole “artist formerly known as” very 90s?  Don’t answer that, ’cause yes whores, yes it is.  I have no clue why Beyonce is doing this, at least Prince had an artistic/copyright/legal reason.  It’s dumb.  Just like The House of Dereon’s clothes.  Please note: the [...]

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Ironic, the nature of a satyr was in “opposition to urbanity, decorum, and civilization itself.”  Kinda sounds like Kim Kardashian’s whole persona.  Of course, that’s associating urbanity with refinement and class.  Not urbanity as it is thought of now: gas guzzling SUVs, supersized fried foods and unabashed consumerism.  If that were the case, Kim’s might [...]

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Our favorite little, itty bity, teeny reality TV skanky had a birthday party.  I assumed she was going to some sort of garbage themed Halloween party but no, she wore that to look pretty.  Looks like Tila and Courtenay Semel are still bumpin’ uglies; that’s sweet.  Hey Courtenay, I take out the trash on Saturday [...]

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Teddygoodtimes you sly mother f’er!  You won again!  I guess I have to give you my undying love now.  That consists of a half bottle of wine, 1/3 a bottle of anti-depressants, 3 dogs and a bj.  My S.O. is going to be disappointed but if you’ll settle for a drink, I’ll buy you one [...]

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Looking at these pictures once again elucidated for me how manufactured female sexuality and femininity can be. Two women that are so different, yet both are supposed to be “sexy.”  Then I remembered I had a dream about Isis from America’s Next Top Model last night.  Isis was the first transgendered person to be considered [...]

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